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Make sure your players know how to properly hold a sword! I’d give extra points for the last one.

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you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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just two guys sleeping in the dungeon

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we teach girls to shrink themselves, to fit themselves more compactly in a transistor. we expect girls to double in processing efficiency every two years. we say to sufficiently advanced girls, you are indistinguishable from magic

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hey siri how do i physically hug a fictional character specifically laios touden

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boys: jacking off

girls: jilling off

non binary : ferching a pail of water

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#Lana Del Rat

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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IMO you can't say anything coherent about most US-based right wing conspiracy theories without understanding how seriously the diehards in these movements believe in The Devil

the obvious question, "who benefits from maintaining this elaborate lie," does not stop people like Flat Earthers because many of them are young earth creationists who believe in powerful spiritual forces whose only goals are

1. convincing people that Christianity isn't true

2. the proliferation of largely symbolic Evil, which they enjoy tricking you into supporting

"tricking" people into believing the earth is round is enough of a goal for The Devil to go to all that trouble. if people don't believe in God's perfect little flat earth then they're also free to believe in things like evolution and the big bang

practicality and material concerns are usually irrelevant. the lie is worth maintaining because The Devil has near unlimited time, resources, and human servants, and his top priority is Getting You

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okay fine everyone you were right. dungeon meshi is good

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beautiful drawing I saw in the women's bathroom last night at the bar

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Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

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