skyrina

[skyrina]

Henry Cavill: It's almost the weekend, my friends! Which means it's time to see Argylle! Get ready for a slightly mad, but extremely fun movie. See you in the cinema!

[skyrina]

Argylle (2024) | Dir: Matthew Vaughn

[skyrina]

For anyone who likes romance and spies and yearning and a short king being completely head over heels for a woman that can (and does) kick his ass, Argylle is the movie for you. Feel like the marketing team is leaving money on the table by not appealing to the romance crowd that is crying out for more genuine love stories on film and the one in this movie is actually really sweet and features an attractive couple with actual personalities.

[skyrina]

Argylle is over the top but I fully believe if this movie came out in 2005 it would be considered a cult classic now that everybody would say "they don't make movies like this anymore"

Like that was just so much fun and twists and insanity and people are far too obsessed with realism over just having fun insane stories

[skyrina]

There are apparently people saying Argylle was terrible and did we watch the same movie?

This is the kind of cinema-experience people have been whining about missing for years? The 'they don't make movies like this anymore'???

Like it's got everything! The camp! The silly twists! The fun twists! The snappy fight choreography! The refreshingly sweet romance! All the fun spy movie callbacks and tropes! The dance scenes! The killing-people-to-fun-music! The cat in the backpack! Bryce Dallas Howard and Sam Rockwell taking turns doing the whirly bird! Dua Lipa in a glittery gold dress―

Oh, yeah Henry Cavill in an iconically terrible haircut too and the implication that his character is in love with John Cena's.

ffs if you are in need of a good time just go watch it and come back and discuss Elly/Aidan with me

[skyrina]

Alfie

[skyrina]

AIDAN WILDE x RACHEL KYLLE/ELLY CONWAY Argylle, 2024

[skyrina]

bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

[skyrina]

"Sidonie...I don't like the word 'okay' because it's too simplistic. But just this once, I'm going to say it and mean it,"

"So focus on me. Just me."

All I could see were those deep blue eyes, gazing directly into mine as if he could see right into my soul.

"Listen to me. You're going to be okay. And even if something happens, I'll save you. I'll be there for you...no matter what,"

"So hold your head high for me. Because I'm looking forward to watching you fulfill your duties as Belle tonight."

[skyrina]

LITERALLY WATCHED 3 EPISDOES TODAY AND I DIDNT REALIZE THIS WASNT REAL UNTIL LIKE HALFWAY THROUGH 😭😭😭

house treats a dog trainer who says she has a 100% success rate for helping angry dogs and make them quiet and nice. house argues about how it cant be exactly 100% and wont stop being annoying about it. He brings in a literally feral rabid dog and she like makes it calm and lie down . House is disturbed by this because he wanted to be right that she sucks at stuff. (B-plot: house and the team sees if house can be trained with a dog clicker.) they break into her house and they find loads of dog pheromones and learn she has been wearing it like a perfume to calm down dogs. she thinks this is fine and theres no link but they think she is having a freaky reaction to it. but they take the pheromones away and she starts dying harder. house is really mad and has dinner with wilson, where he is complaining about how this lady is a charlatan but he doesnt understand what’s going on while eating out of a bowl of kibble like nothings wrong with it. wilson is watching him intently, as is the rests of the team who is watching from afar. house says his food is really yummy and insists wilson tries some and wilson is like “NO I CANT.” and house is like no you have to. you have to eat it. and wilson is like HOUSE STOP WE’VE BEEN CLICKERING YOU TO MAKE YOU EAT DOG FOOD. and house MAKES him eat a spoonful and hes like “… cocoa puffs..?” and house smirtks smartly as he demonstrates that he knew about their silly trick. “i know you guys are watching…. come out.”(the team is slowly emerging) “don’t worry . i dont bite anymore —“ he pauses and does a house stare and walks away to the sick lady’s room. cameron pours wilson a little milk for his cereal.“20%.” he walks into the room smartly. the patient is miffed and is about to say she doesn’t want to argue about percentages literally on her death bed. but house is like “no. 20% actually refers to the number of dog bites that get infected. You got bit by a dog and never got treated for it and ingredients in the dog pheromone solution were slowing it down. (?? im not a scientist) “ and he says something stupid like “sometimes a dog’s bark really is worse than its bite” and walks out. music starts playing. chase expresses he is mad about what cameron pouring milk for wilson means for them because cameron used to pour milk for her dead husband and he thinks she isnt over him. house walks out and reaches into his pocket and sneakily eats a hand ful of kibble

[skyrina]

house treats a dog trainer who says she has a 100% success rate for helping angry dogs and make them quiet and nice. house argues about how it cant be exactly 100% and wont stop being annoying about it. He brings in a literally feral rabid dog and she like makes it calm and lie down . House is disturbed by this because he wanted to be right that she sucks at stuff. (B-plot: house and the team sees if house can be trained with a dog clicker.) they break into her house and they find loads of dog pheromones and learn she has been wearing it like a perfume to calm down dogs. she thinks this is fine and theres no link but they think she is having a freaky reaction to it. but they take the pheromones away and she starts dying harder. house is really mad and has dinner with wilson, where he is complaining about how this lady is a charlatan but he doesnt understand what’s going on while eating out of a bowl of kibble like nothings wrong with it. wilson is watching him intently, as is the rests of the team who is watching from afar. house says his food is really yummy and insists wilson tries some and wilson is like “NO I CANT.” and house is like no you have to. you have to eat it. and wilson is like HOUSE STOP WE’VE BEEN CLICKERING YOU TO MAKE YOU EAT DOG FOOD. and house MAKES him eat a spoonful and hes like “… cocoa puffs..?” and house smirtks smartly as he demonstrates that he knew about their silly trick. “i know you guys are watching…. come out.”(the team is slowly emerging) “don’t worry . i dont bite anymore —“ he pauses and does a house stare and walks away to the sick lady’s room. cameron pours wilson a little milk for his cereal.“20%.” he walks into the room smartly. the patient is miffed and is about to say she doesn’t want to argue about percentages literally on her death bed. but house is like “no. 20% actually refers to the number of dog bites that get infected. You got bit by a dog and never got treated for it and ingredients in the dog pheromone solution were slowing it down. (?? im not a scientist) “ and he says something stupid like “sometimes a dog’s bark really is worse than its bite” and walks out. music starts playing. chase expresses he is mad about what cameron pouring milk for wilson means for them because cameron used to pour milk for her dead husband and he thinks she isnt over him. house walks out and reaches into his pocket and sneakily eats a hand ful of kibble

[skyrina]

Imma do her other outfits separate because what I have rn is kinda…. stripper clown lmao

[skyrina]

Tell me a soft memory

[skyrina]

What do you mean the big, emotionally-stoic man didn't tell you he loved you?? His eyes literally went soft when he glanced your way??

[skyrina]

Wait are you really pro-ship?

back in my day we just called it minding your own business

[skyrina]

"You're so tall" if you want me to pick you up and fuck you just say that.

[skyrina]

**SMALL SPOILERS IN TRAILER** Fall further in love and continue your romance with the Vampires of Unit Bravo... Credits: Stock media provided by Vulk/Pond5 Stock media provided by Stooish/Pond5 Stock media provided by Canva Pro