reblog for sample size !!
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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that
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“Hold still…”
I promised I’d talk more about my AUs, so let me ramble about Magical Malpractice 🗣
In this AU, Wilson essentially takes Willow’s place as Maxwell’s ‘helper’ in our world. He was a failing doctor based in New York, somewhere in the 1900s to 1910s, struggling to pay back debt gathered by immigration + establishment of his clinic. Maxwell offers him otherworldly funding in exchange for information on his ‘patients’, and if said patients are what he’s looking for, they’re promptly brought into the Constant.
As funding isn’t an issue for him, Wilson offers his services for free, having all walks of life stumble into his clinic in hopes of alleviation from their ailments. A handful never step back out of that clinic, as Maxwell finds his pawns and Wilson continues his studies worry-free. Many are given an ultimatum by the shaded visage, and with the way Wilson’s reacted to the ‘severity’ of their afflictions, many give in to the deal made on their death bed to avoid their coming fate.
As for Wilson himself? When speculation grew around town, it grew fast. The doctor was suspected of malpractice, and being unable to perform his side of the bargain with Maxwell, the good doctor abandons his post, never to be seen again.
Not in this world, anyway.
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pfffft, you call yourself a supervillain but you’re STILL using chrome? dumbass! everyone knows REAL evildoers switch to firefox!!
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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I made a new version stop reblogging the one from 2021 its scary to me. junpscare in my notifs what hole did you people even dig that out of. charllow.
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request from a friend on discord
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hello, sorry for reposting this pic but i really love how it turned out and want more people to see it!
take these additional sketches as my apology:
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