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I wanna b the girl that Knows

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Why do sorority girl pics always look like lesbian wedding announcements ????

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hikers can only summon forest hillary if they repeat the ancient chant “i’m just chilling in cedar rapids” three times then dab. 

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“’Like you said, this is it. This is life. And I’m in love with you. I think that’s the only thing I’ve ever really been sure of in my entire life. And I’m really messed up right now, and I got a whole lot of stuff I have to work out, but I don’t want to waste any more of my life without you in it.”

Garden State (2004) dir. Zach Braff

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Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

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we all should’ve died in 2012

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every girl in the universe regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

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if only bernie was still alive

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Tell me that I’m a good girl.

Tell me that I did well.

That I made you happy.

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me in the UK

me: where can i get a good hamburger brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad me: please i’m so hungry

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