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i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.

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Phil's kind energy

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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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I will care about superhero movies for the first time ever if and only if hugh jackman and ryan reynolds fuck nasty for a truly uncomfortable amount of time in that new deadpool movie

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“hey bruh lemme stuff this toilet with ps1′s. im gone kill the tumblr game with this one”

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asking myself “could i feasibly parkour in this?” before buying an article of clothing. 

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this may or may not be a fantasy writing exercise for me. please reblog

#glowing liquid #slightly worried they might try it though....

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