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I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

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If you wanna protect AO3 or character ai. Or Wattpad. Or Tumblr. Or discord. Or even the right for undocumented people and minors to use the fucking Internet reblog this I swear to God. Reblog this and reblog as many KOSA posts as you can go on their website and contact your Representatives. Do it. Do it. Do it.

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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one day. ONE DAY. i might grace the internet with my absolutely massive (and i MEAN massive) stick figure violence-esque reaction image collection

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The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

#Yes #Gimme this stuff. #Gimme more of it.

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woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.

#Maybe if you son wasn't a pussy #He'd have eaten the rocks #Like a normal person

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Pls spare me 👁👁👁

i see you nini

👁️👁️

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There's not a single dark corner of the world I wouldn't see you in, Arty.

The light is your best bet for safety, however light bends to my will

👁👅👁

I see you.

YOU DID NOT SEE THAT NINI

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lore mode

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Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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imagine meeting god and they're just some fucking guy.

#Its me frfr

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No u don't:0

🚪🏃💨

i see you nini

👁️👁️

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*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

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#Sobs #If I don't write it I know i never will :'l