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Slutty Witch

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My wife was taken by GOLB

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Warner Bros: “So how many character rights do you need us to acquire for Ready Player One?”

Steven Spielberg: “Yes”

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No

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All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

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losing track of your friend at the club

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“Get juiced!” “BACK OFF, GUMWAD.” “The vampire girl is legitimately scary.  Very well.”

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round

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