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#how is yu gi oh on here #its probably zoids or yu gi oh but i picked one piece #wb kidz saturday morning cartoons was FULL of solid 90s and 00s anime #they had .hack #oh and digimon cmon

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shots that make me feel sick in the head

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#literally the feeling of this is better than orgasming

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A pike jumped out of the water likely chasing prey and got stuck in a branch and died. Now, a bird has made a nest in its mouth. One of the most interesting things I’ve seen.

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Taking a moment to remember pissinf my pants at the bar last night. Truly alive for the first time

#its a long story but the basics are my friend manually evacuated my bladder and i will never be the same

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johnny berchtold is literally my rival like i don’t care if “parasocial relationships are unhealthy” i need him gone. he has personally wronged me

#there isnt a human alive he hasnt crossed

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

#i have to spend all my time womdering if im living a true benson experience

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Nadera Shalhoub-Kevorkian was suspended by Hebrew University last month for saying Israel is committing genocide in Gaza. She was then arrested and detained

The courts have ordered her release so you don't have to sign the petition but you can still read what happened to her

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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The devil is a twink named luke

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He’s not just sleeby guy ok? He’s also the clown of my heart 🎈😔💗

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

#outside 90 is the temp to experience