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The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things 

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i am fucking DONE.

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bruce wayne answering “yes” completely honestly, non-jokingly, with a deadpan voice when the media ask him in jest if he’s batman is a mood

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there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

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captain swan + modern world vs. enchanted world

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Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time

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never forget vernon losing his fucking mind when harry was getting his hogwarts letters

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yeah I’M STILL SALTY.

AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.

I LOVE THEM.

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on a scale of 1 to john oliver commissioning a competing picture book about mike pence’s rabbit with a storyline about same sex marriage and democracy and tolerance, releasing that book a day before the release of mike pence’s picture book, and then donating proceeds from the book to the trevor project and aids united, how (righteously) petty are you

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There’s nothing I want more than a gay dating reality show called “In the Closet,” with the twist being that one of the contestants is secretly straight but must remain hidden in the house until the very end to win money.

The real twist is that all of them are straight men.

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We need a bisexual Bachelorette who’s with me

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Like and/or reblog if you think we need a lesbian version of “The Bachelorette.”

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the straight white cismales are at it again

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history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built