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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - 7x04 Take Me Out to the Holo-Suite

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my brain produced the phrase “can’t get a moment of homoerotic peace” the other day and now i can’t stop saying it

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Do you ever think about how strangely wonderful it must be for the Dark Urge to experience life's small pleasures for the first time all over again?

#auuuhhhhhh 🥺 #yes all the time it torments me #this is so cute i'm gonna start throwing things. i love shrike #your expressions are always SO perfect #joy joy joy #this is so soft

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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i realized i was fucking around when i should be working so i quietly yelled to myself, "KIM!", and then opened my notion to see him

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I have a disorder that makes me want to headcanon every nonhuman character with the ability to purr regardless if it makes sense for their kind or not. It's called being right. With enough research i could justify a tree purring if i wanted to

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#wtf? cleaning the toilet by a lot #like yeah it's gross but everything else here is also gross #the toilet gets done extremely quickly and doesn't need to be done That often #minimal effort exerted. you can put it off because you don't need to Live in the bathroom #you mean i have to choose between cleaning 1 toilet every so often and Having To Dust The Whole House??? #who tf do i look like #also making the bed is a cop out for me. i never do it unless i'm changing the sheets #and changing the sheets counts as laundry and is also a huge pain in the ass

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#if i drink more than 1 i'm rolling the dice with god to see if i get a migraine or not #so i simply stick with 1 unless i'm really fucking tired

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they inventeed a new science called "dont let the balloon hit the floor" scientests are being vaery careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

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just found out from my dad today that when n*xon died and they did the 21-gun salute at his funeral my grandma said “they should aim at the coffin to be sure”

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wait what’s the loblaws boycott?

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Saw an old man like around his 60s wearing a full punk outfit with a short mohawk carrying a bow and a quiver full of arrows, hardest thing I've seen all day

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Why do her jaws become progressively scarier

#taylor want sheet metal