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these things are real life health potion

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

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coming for you

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Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

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word stamps

[Stamps with quotes]

hope this helps someone :)

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blue graphics blinkies stamps

#hey. yo dick out

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brutalist candy cane

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Once upon a time…

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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this was funnier than the actual punchline when it loaded in

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

#hope (pokemon oc)

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nyoooooooom

#im tirin my lazer ass gif

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#i understand the words (first img) but i do not understand the joke

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My cheeky friend Hans:

"I'm down for Capybara Day, Mongoose Day, Honey Badger Day, and the rare but magical Coelacanth Day."

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