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Helpful Schnauzer Dog Gently Ensures That His Human Sibling Is Safely Tucked In to Bed

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i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

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Literally me

im dead

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Things people with Social Anxiety do

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Don’t buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

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sarah, I can see this being you :P

priorities

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Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

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Martin van buren

driving past your old elementary school like

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So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

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