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I agree with you, at least 95% of my clothes are guys.

Men’s clothes are so much more comfortable than women’s clothes. This is a scientifically proven fact.

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Oh my god, dude, I would of started crying. How awkward.

So, I went in the restroom at the mall. I thought it was empty until I heard someone moaning or something as I was peeing. When I was done, I walked over to the stall and I saw two pairs of feet.

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I don't think I can make mickey mouse pancakes, but I can definitely make you some kick ass normal shaped ones, if you want.

It’s my birthday, yet my mother refuses to make me Mickey Mouse pancakes. This is so fucking rude.

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I wish I had your confidence; I never get called cute.

Some days I just feel too cute for words, and I need to be reminded.

#hello hello #im bri B) #c

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I like the way you think, my friend.

Honestly, same. Why not do it again tomorrow? Or the day after that? For forever. Fuck school and work.

#my sleeping schedule is shit #tBH #all ive done is watch the office and sleep omg #c

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Happy birthday, dude!

"Ah shit I’m twenty three tomorrow."

#iS THAT ALEX #c

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I did that yesterday, but I'm totally fine with doing it again today.

All I want to do today is stay in bed and sleep all day. Who’s with me?

#tbH #c

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You are indeed, but it's fine. I like rain a lot, too. 

I love bonfires. I mean, as long as it doesn’t rain, of course. Don’t get me wrong, I love the rain! I just don’t like it to rain, uh, while there is a fire going on. I’m rambling, aren’t I?

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Why sorry?

It makes me feel sorry for them.

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Mulan is my favourite Disney movie, maybe my favourite movie in general.

Watching some Disney films just never gets old. Can’t even tell you how many times I’ve seen ones like Pocahontas, Mulan, Sleeping Beauty and Aladdin. You may not hear from me for months because once I start, I do not stop.

#c #tbh tho disney movies are life

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Don't be sad, I make muffins a lot. You're free to come get some whenever you want.

My house never has enough muffins and I’m sad about it.

#literally 8 out of 10 times that im in my kitchen im making muffins #c

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I completely agree. It makes me super uncomfortable.

Attention boys who think it’s okay to wear basketball shorts without boxers: It’s not. We don’t want to see your dick swinging around. That’s all.

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That does sound fun. I'm in.

Is there going to be a New Year’s bonfire, like someone did a couple years back? That was really fun and we should definitely do it again!

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The music video was great. I feel like there's some deep meaning to it, I'm just too lazy to sit and figure it out. Immortals is so great, and Centuries makes me happy.

The music video for American Beauty/American Psycho is kinda cool. I kinda got it from the moment the ballerina started beating the shit of the men. Immortals and Centuries are my top faves in the album even tho 4 was only released.

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Aw, that's sweet, thank you. 

I think you’d look great, honestly. I think anyone can pull off any hair color. As long as you like it, that’s all that matters.

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I don't know, I probably won't look good with bright coloured hair.

You should dye yours, too! We could be matching.

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I can already tell that The Kids Aren't Alright is going to be one of my favourites off the album. A lot of people don't like American Beauty/American Psycho which makes me sad because that's totally my jam. 

The Kids Aren’t Alright. I don’t dig The American Beauty / American Psycho song but I guess we all have our own opinions.

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