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Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

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Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,  But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point  Every time I see them it boggles me

(their account)

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Me, autistic: *infodumping about preserving food*

Partner, ADHD: Beb, I'm trying very hard but I'm going to forget this in five seconds

Me: I know! I'll just get to talk about it again!

Partner: how many times have you...?

Me: so many times and you listen every single time and come home with random canning supplies so I know you are listening even if you can't remember it all

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im sorry but i had to draw him in his beach outfit-

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I'm normal..

(Harveys unclothed in these but not totally exposed)

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thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

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So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.

For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.

All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.

Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.

So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.

I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”

He laughed, “Sure!”

“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”

“Bring it on.”

“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”

His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”

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Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

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im crying this shit is so embarrassing

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As celebration for Stardew 1.6 coming out, I thought why not bring back some more old hollywood Harvey ^^

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Some incorrect quotes between the Farmer and my husband Harvey

Farmer: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Harvey: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

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Harvey: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Farmer: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Farmer: I didn’t hear it.

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Farmer: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.

Harvey: Farmer, It’s 1:15 am, what the fuck.

Farmer: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.

Harvey: Well, I mean yeah.

Farmer: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.

Harvey: Wait, you just made them?

Farmer: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.

Harvey: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Farmer.

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Farmer: My back hurts.

Harvey, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

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Farmer: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Harvey: What did you do Farmer?

Farmer: a Mistake.

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Farmer: Do you want this handful of moss?

Harvey: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss?

Farmer: Damn, you could’ve just said no.

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Farmer: *on the phone* Hey Harvey, do you know my blood type?

Harvey: Of course, it's B-.

Farmer: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Shane: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Farmer: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Harvey I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

Farmer, very much awake: Uh oh.

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Harvey: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Farmer: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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Farmer, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Shane: Harvey’s in the kitchen.

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Harvey: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Farmer: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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I adore this man with all my heart

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harvey posting... i draw him tired bc i am tired

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Harvey I think it's enough coffee for today…

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new portrait of him. i wonder what harvey thinks of it being in the living room

oh. OH. okay i think he likes it

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My gender is farmer.. In my pants are a sword and a pickaxe.. I'm on my way to skull caverns for the first time, I am not prepared because I think that skull caverns are like the mines.. my wife will not see me return home tonight