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somebody i can kiss

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Witch’s Heart + Onion Headlines

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Rayane Bacha “Wishful Wanderer” Spring 2019 Haute Couture Collection

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romanian slang (we swear a lot) cuz ive seen none

căcat - literal ‘shit’ . used in the same way. ‘’Frate nu mai e brânză.’’ ‘’Căcat.’’

ce căcat- a bit different from căcat. kinda like ‘’wtf’’ .used in confusing situations (but not only) to show well confusion/surprise. ‘’Uită-te la asta.’’ ‘’Ce căcat.’’

ce dracu’- literal ‘’what the devil’’ kinda like ‘’what the hell’’. see: ce căcat

ce brânza mă-sii- ‘’what in its’mothers’ cheese’’ see: ce dracu’

ce pizda mă-sii- ‘’what in its’ mothers’ pussy’’ dont do it. see above

să mor eu!- literal ‘’may i die’’ (???) more like ‘’im dead serious’’/’’damn’’. used to strenghten your point. ‘’Zici că-i prost, să mor eu.’’

să mori tu?- literal ‘’may you die’’ kinda like ‘’really?’’/’’deadass?’’ used to show distrust in someone’s sayings but also used in a sarcastic way.  ‘’Am dat foc la o casa.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’ vs. *smoke inside the house* ‘’Am ars mâncarea.’’ ‘’Să mori tu?’’

mor- ‘’im dying’’ used in the same way. ‘’*something funny happens* MOR’’

leșin- ‘’im fainting’’ used like ‘’i cant even’’ see: mor.

prea bine (ești)- literal ‘’oh well/alright’’ but today its used in a more methaporical way ‘‘too good’’ when something is going well or its cool, or according to our plans or,,,,,, the longer the ‘a’ the better the reaction ‘‘Avem băutură diseară’‘ ‘‘PREA BINE’‘

(ești) pe bines- uhhh ‘’you’re on the good’’ used when someone is talking about nice stuff happening to them or when they look good or they have fun *photo with friends at a picnic* ‘’pe bines’’ see: prea bine

să vă țină- used to wish well to a couple. meaning ‘’may itll last’’  ‘‘M-am cuplat cu ____’‘ ‘‘Aw, să vă țină!’‘

pup (besc)- ‘’kiss (i love)’’ yeahhh ‘’besc’’ is a shorter version of ‘’(te) iubesc’’ - i love (you)’’ 

csf ncsf- shorter from ‘’ce să faci n-ai ce să faci’’ meaning ‘’what can you do theres nothing you can do’’ used when hearing unpleasant things. also used mockingly. ‘’M-a inșelat gagica-’’ ‘’csf ncsf’’

prost- common ‘’dumb’’ or ‘’working badly’’ someone may be ‘’prost’’ but also something can ‘’merge prost’’ i.e ‘’go wrong’’

parcă-i prost / parcă ești prost- ‘’as if he’s dumb’’ / ‘’as if you’re dumb’’ used to point out how stupid is someone without actually saying it. ‘’Am scăpat telefonu’ de gresie.’’ ‘’Da’ parcă ești prost’’.

ca la proști- ‘’like at the idiots’’ used to point out a situation in which you can tell that idiots took part or something went wrong/was embarrassing. *drops a card deck* ‘’Ca la proști.’’ see: parcă-i prost.

tâmpit/ule- ‘’you dumbass’’ yeah. 

fraier/e- same with ‘tâmpit/ule’ but like more affectionate. means ‘’airhead’’ 

gen- ‘’like’’. ‘’Știi gen..’’-’’Y’know like..’’

futu-ți morții mă-tii- aka everyone’s favourite ‘’fuck your moms’ dead relatives’’ used as a threat. *bumps toe on a drawer* futu-ți morții mă-tii.

futu-ți gâtu’ mă-tii- ‘’fuck your moms’ throat’’ uh. see: futu-ți morții mă-tii

futu-ți ceapa mă-tii- ‘‘fuck your moms’ onion’‘ see above. 

să-mi bag picioru’/pula- ‘’may ill put my foot / my dick in it’’ second one’s more vulgar. used to show denial and anger. kinda like ‘’fuck it’’

am pățit- literal ‘’happened to me’’ more like ‘’been there done that’’ used to show concern by being a good listener and also to be relatableTM ‘’Vreau să mă sinucid’’ ‘’Am pătit.’’

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hey i just saw that you do dr as well as bnha! could you do some pastel purple/pink kokichi icons? :')

Yep here you go! If you want anything changed just ask and thank you for your request!

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The Venus Signs

Aries: You make an aggressive, proactive lover. You were not made for the faint of heart and you prefer it that way. Someone who moves mountains, at least for you, that’s the kind of partner you seek.

Taurus: Sensuous, attentive, and steady. Romance in it’s most honest form is what you provide and seek. Child of Venus, what else is there to say?

Gemini: You are a puzzle, playful but wanting to be taken serious. You crave to be understood and showered in affection even when you act fickle. For the right one, you’d be whomever, but the right one wouldn’t ask.

Cancer: You make oceans of even the most dehydrated hearts. And isn’t that who you love most? Nurturer, those you love will never be left wanting.

Leo: Adoration, absolute worship, take it or leave it. And those who leave it, just have bad taste, right? You are an event and those who have known your love can’t go back.

Virgo: You want what you give to be earned and reciprocated in equal measure. Selective, and ethereal your partners always feel special. Who is deserving?

Libra: You are so easy to love, you give love so freely and with abandon. All you ask of your lovers is that they acknowledge this. Aphrodite made you to love.

Scorpio: You’re a simple person. All you ask is for your lovers heart, mind, and soul. You know, the basics. What you give in return is a haunting love that spans farther than these lifetimes.

Sagittarius: To explore the world and find love in all places. To be nomadic in the world and at home in the heart of another. You give the world and expect it too.

Capricorn: You are an enigma. You love the chase and to be chased, yet at the core, for you, to build a family is true romance. You provide and wish to be provided for.

Aquarius: If the love is not transcendent, then is it love? You search for a cosmic love. The depth you hide from the world, you give to your lover.

Pisces: Who gives more love than you? Who loves more wholly than you? To know your love is to know peace.

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when you’re having a breakdown in the school bathroom and you forget to lock the door

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when you’re having a breakdown in the school bathroom and you forget to lock the door

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when you’re having a breakdown in the school bathroom and you forget to lock the door

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this is part of a drv3 zombie au I’m doing with my friends but eeeeh I wanted to draw these two together

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devilman no uta is such a slap and this is all i can see in my head while listening to it..

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i want an angry danganronpa protagonist. he knows the people around him are dumbasses and is sick of figuring out the trials himself. in fact, he is not afraid to literally say “your entire alibi makes no sense and i fucking hate you”

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the total hope in the world increased!