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when the tower goes off and the LP come running

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SA: If there’s anything I can help you with today please let me know! ME: Yes please take this fucking tag off for me

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I almost just got fucked at ulta

I was leaving and the lady I think she was manager was like “oh you didn’t want the too Faced pallete or mascaras?” And blocked the door and I was like “oh no I left them by hair care I have to go” and the line was long so I think that was a good excuse because they’re closing right now and I told her sorry for the confusion but I can’t go there for a while lol. Then I called line 30 minutes later and asked to speak to the manager and she said it was her so I told her I was offended by her employees actions and that they accused me of shoplifting when I was just leaving because the line was too long and she said that she wasn’t accusing me but just wanted to know where I had put them so I told her I left it right by the shanpoos and she was like “oh by the mass hair care??” Like duh that’s what I said but I just said yea and she apologized and seemed sincere and I said I spent a lot of money there and didn’t feel like I deserved that and she apologized a bunch so.

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this girl that was incredibly rude and bitchy to me for no reason all through high school was bragging about nabbing a bunch of stuff from target today and it kind of made my heart happy because she is the dictionary definition of “fucked”

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The Kanken + Shiny Things haul from UO

Kanken: 80 Nike air max Thea: 95 Adidas jacket: 90 Adidas shirt: 30 Iridescent shirt: 29 Shorts: 39 Dress: 69 Silver jacket: 79 Milk matcha cleanser: 26 Milk blur stick: 36 x2 Milk Highlight stick: 28 x5 Mario Badescu drying lotion: 17 x2

Total: $815

I can’t decide whether to keep the Kanken or sell it. It’s just a tiny bit too small for school, but it’s such a pretty color…

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Just the makeup part of my hauls over the last three weeks. Also got a decent amount of clothes, four pairs of sperrys, a pair of sparkly heels, Birkenstocks, and and slippers. Got a decent amount of VS stuff and pet supplies as well. AND 2 MICHAEL KORS PURSES AND A FOSSIL WALLET AND A KATE SPADE PHONE CASE/WALLET!!!!!!!!! If you guys want pics of anything else above that I listed let me know.

I forgot to include in the picture about 12 Essie polishes I grabbed too.

I don’t have a price amount for this haul. Too lazy to look everything up cause there’s so much.

Also, so proud of the lipstick queen haul😍💋👄

Role play of course. 😏😉

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Collective Haul (this is like a week or two worth of stuff but most is from the last two days)

TEMT Black Jeans $40 Tie Dye Jumper $20 Jean Jacket $50 Belt $10

COTTON ON Lighting Bolt Shirt $30

ISHKA Socks 2x $10 Bracelet $6 Bindi $6

ZING! Rick & Morty Cap $25 Gudetama Blind Bag $6

EB GAMES CookBook $23 Pins $8

PRICELINE Essence Lashes $5?? Essence Setting Spray $5??

KMART Nivea Deodorant $4 Micellar Water $4

BODY SHOP Vitamin C Instant Skin Smoother $35

NOT PICTURED Watermelon Juice $4 M&Ms $1 Chocolate Bar $2 Charging Cable $10 Headphones $10

TOTAL: $324

Damn that’s a lot lol, but it’s over a while anyway sorry I haven’t been active

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*S C R E A M I N G*

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Starbucks tip!

So this isn’t exactly lifting anything, but you do have to be sneaky. Starbucks coffee and k-cups have these little gold star tags on them in grocery stores, and if you have the app on you iphone/android you can enter these codes and earn a free star. So basically just sneakily get these little stars off the bagged coffee and enter them online here until you’re a gold member (30 stars) then you get a free food or drink every 12 stars. Happy drinking!

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I may be a lifter but i always tip at least 20% every single time. Fuck corps, respect workers instead

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toy$ r u$ instax mini 8: 60.00 instax film: 10.00

total: 70.00

** homegirl needs tips on lifting instax film because this shit is expensive **

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toy$ r u$ instax mini 8: 60.00 instax film: 10.00 total: 70.00 ** homegirl needs tips on lifting instax film because this shit is expensive **

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Looking for Lift Blogs

Like and REBLOG this if you are a lift blog. RP or not, I don’t care, I just need people to follow. Or just follow me if you are a secret shopper

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When the SA walks down your aisle while you’re concealing.

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this is my lil lifting kit:

-a couple of decoy pens to make it look like a pencil case

-seven lil neodymium magnets hidden in a pen

-masking tape wrapped around a ruler (so i can fit the tape in the box + ruler makes it look like a pencil case) for sticking tags to the underside of chairs etc for hiding

-craft knife for cutting tags off

 -ribbon with elastics for removing gator tags

because it looks like a pencil case i dont have to hide it in the lining of my bag. i usually bring a small notebook with me to give a reason for me to be carrying a ‘pencil case’

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Walmart psa

2017 walmart will be implementing a new anti-shoplifting method known only as “code 82” It is called code 82 because every item will be surrounded by exactly 82 raw onions and that will make things very hard and very smelly to steal.