"Why does everyone use first names so much, like they all work in marketing or something? Why do people insist on doing that? I mean, if you look at a person--- I look at you...You know I’m talking to you. I don’t need to say your name three times just to congratulate myself on remembering it, to create some…sort of false intimacy or..."
At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
what if Cecil had a day off from the radio show and Night Vale had a perfectly “normal” day (like the nobody-dies day in Dead Like Me)
like nothing happened that was horrific or unsettling.
and Carlos just eyeballs him the whole time like are you having the day off because there’s nothing to report or is there nothing to report because you’re having the day off
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