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this shit sucks i wish i was having gay sex

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summer of indulgences. takeout for dinner two nights in a row. glass after glass of cold peach juice. scratching mosquito bites for the sensuous pleasure of it. climbing past the point of my fingers giving out. taking the long way home. gently pressing the bruises on my heart just to feel the twinge

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fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT

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starting a collection

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I posted a rant about this on Twitter. Here's the transcription:

America needs regulations on vehicle size. I've seen full-size pickups get bigger and bigger over the last twenty years, and this has reached the point of sheer absurdity.

Nobody needs a truck this big unless they're doing commerical medium-duty loads. And then you're just better off getting a proper medium-duty truck like an Isuzu cabover or an International.

But the truth is that the auto industry actively caters to a small subset of insecure American men who want to buy such absurdly massive trucks to look tough, and they should be held accountable for this.

Pedestrian deaths are reaching an all-time high. The price of fuel is skyrocketing due to the war. And the planet is still heating up. Why do not need these giant death machines on our roads, and we never did.

I don't want giant pickup trucks taxed, as some propose. I want them to be legistlated out of existence.

(End of tweet transcription.)

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guy who’s like “i need to be creative i need to write or my brain will rot i am going to die i have to create right now” and then he

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happy pride to straight queer people. i love u

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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

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lesbian slasher call that a butcher

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im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

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Kiki Smith

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

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The coolest witch on the Boiling isles.

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No this was stupidly hilarious Bump would be proud