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its very great to me that every single inkfish splatoon character has ugly baby pictures no exceptions. Its so awesome they made the babies look like that

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this too shall pass

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*what this means is up to you

#traveler looks exactly like alice so either he’s gnc or alice was. #I’m going to go with yes though because he still has that baby meow and I can see people mistaking him for a girl. #GNC ass cat. Sure

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Okay here’s one for what character are YOU (instead of who’s ur bestie)

#OH NO IM CHUCKLEFUCK

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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.

https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975

There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.

Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.

End the occupation. Free Palestine.

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“Ten-year-olds are the most frightening people on the planet. I think we all remember being ten, where making eye contact during recess meant you were going to have a Pokemon battle, and the winner got to keep the loser’s lunch money.

“But as an adult, seeing the kids who are off on their Pokemon journeys, swaggering along, ready to fight anybody and everybody they meet, up to and including God, it really hits you. These children will fight you, and when they win, your best bet is to just throw twenty dollars on the ground and flee in the other direction.

“The worst ones are the ones with six Pokeballs on their belt. You’re like, I possess one elderly Snubbull, and for all I know, you’ve got a Rayquaza in one of those balls. 

“And sometimes, you hear stories. Like, ‘a ten-year-old boy dismantled Team Rocket’. Or ‘a ten-year-old girl dismantled two terrorist organizations and then tamed the primal manifestations of earth and sea’. I think you could tell me a ten-year-old did anything, and I wouldn’t question it. 

“To be honest, I think the Pokemon Leagues are just there to keep those kids occupied so they don’t just take over.”

#idk why when I began reading this I thought it was an autism metaphor

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Dungeon kitties

#Oouh.. kitties

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i cant get over how he reaches towards her when he starts to apologize but his hands are back down in the next panel.

laios is awkward with physical contact because he's afraid of being weird about it. did he hesitate and decide not to? everyone move aside i need to collapse on the floor

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when cooking it's good to involve both cats and teenaged daughters

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HELP i was watching off the hook perform and the angle i was at makes it look like pearl is being repeatedly set on fire 😭

#NOOOOOOO PEARLIE

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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

#they never want for anything

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im fucking losing it

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#arven and jam