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[smythehq]

What does love look like to you?

friendship, respect, someone who accepts you, appreciates you. good sex. someone who chooses you over and over again.

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[smythehq]

yeah i've considered it. but i don't flirt with ugly people. and i've never really been into faking it if you know what i mean.

Sorry to hear about your coffee order, man. Might I suggest the opposite approach? I have found a smile and a little flirting goes a long way in these cases.

And if it's the blonde girl at Lima Bean, I often get an extra espresso shot out of it.

#( interaction: dash chat ) #( dash chat: adrian cruz dumont ) #( talking to: adrian cruz dumont ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life what would you choose?

flaming hot cheetos. or cookies. i love cookies.

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[smythehq]

what is your guilty pleasure?

i'm a pretty big sweets guy? yeah. i have a sweet tooth. honestly i love junk food of any kind, and tend to be a late night snacker.

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[smythehq]

what’s your love language?

i don't know. acts of service maybe? i only tend to go out of my way for people i really care about.

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[smythehq]

What’s your latest guilty pleasure?

i love trashy reality tv. especially if it's from the early 2000s. the suite life, cribs, jersey shore - that type of thing.

#( interaction: answered ask ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

"it's fine, really." sebastian spoke more reassuringly, grinning when sam looked around and agreed with him on the questionable design choices of the school administrators. "yeah, i mean this entire place is a hazard, but the walls are particularly heinous." he teased, nodding along and raising a brow, "oh? what's going on with...all that? you sound...scattered?" he didn't know sam well enough to tell if 'all over the place' was a good or bad thing, to him it sounded like a nightmare, but he wasn't sure if sam was the type of guy who cared about things being in an orderly fashion. "the positive outlook is...well, it's..." he sighed, "well, i haven't said anything especially mean to anyone today, so i think i can count most of today as a success? but i doubt it will last, i don't think my brain is wired to have patience for people in general."

"sorry again, man," sam said, holding his hands up in mock surrender. "i didn't mean... you know, to bulldoze you." he could never really read sebastian, but then again, he couldn't really read. automatically, he checked out the color of the walls and sebastian was right—they were actually awful. sam laughed slightly. "you're not wrong, they're a hazard." sam let out a breath when he spotted sebastian's smile, returning it with a genuine one of his own. "yeah, i'm good. just a little... all over the place. literally... or metaphorically? god, i don't know." he shook his head. "but yeah, all good," he added with a smile, "you? how's the positive outlook going? reaping the rewards or resisting the urge to smash something?"

#( thread: it's nice to have a friend ) #( thread: sam evans ) #( talking to: sam evans ) #( interaction: thread ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

"oh come on, don't fuck around hunter. you know exactly who and what i'm talking about, you go out of your fucking way to make sure i know you're flirting with them when i'm around." sebastian snapped, annoyed with hunter's deer in the headlights look, he knew his best play was ignoring it, acting as clueless as hunter was. but ignoring something that bothered him had never been something he was good at. "it's in poor taste." he added on and let out a sigh, deciding he should have stuck to ignoring hunter. he rolled his eyes when hunter admitted he had trust in him and crossed his arms over his chest, looking out the window. "yeah well..." he shrugged, "you're going to be waiting a long time. i'm not giving my best years to the likes of you."

"i am not playing dumb, i genuinely have no clue what you are referring to," hunter replied and shook his head, frowning in confusion. "what dimwit? who do you mean?" he asked. "the only person i've shown interest in the past is kitty, and it's already begun to wane," he pointed out. the next eye roll from hunter was more fond at what he said about him wanting to wife sebastian up. "you certainly have many affects," he agreed with the other. "flavor of the week? seriously, sebastian, what in the world are you talking about?" he asked, pulling to a stop to turn to his friend as well. "too tall to live?" he asked, brows raised and letting out an amused laugh. "i do not have an anger problem!" he argued then cleared his throat. "i do not have an anger problem," he repeated more calmly. "and i'm catholic, i've already been blessed." he reminded. "plus, i don't need to worry about hurting myself. i have you. you do enough worrying about my physical being for the both of us. you wouldn't let me be disfigured, or anything happen to my mental capacity. i trust you."

#( thread: it's that me espresso ) #( thread: hunter clarington ) #( talking to: hunter clarington ) #( interaction: thread ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

if you could say one thing to someone, what would it be?

to anyone? is this an ultimate dinner party thing? if it was truly anyone on earth, i'd pick my mom. doesn't matter what, i'd just talk to her, about anything. fuck, i miss my mom.

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[smythehq]

is there anyone surprising you this year?

in what way? everyday i'm absolutely shocked and amazed by people. take that as you will.

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[smythehq]

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

maybe an hour? but 30 minutes of that is a shower, the rest is my skincare routine. if i have to shave that morning add on another ten i guess. honestly i'm not as high maintenance as people might think.

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[smythehq]

is there anyone that could actually win the sebastian smythe’s attentions or prolonged interest?

i'd like to think it's possible. i do tend to have a short attention span when it comes to people, but i'm sure there's someone out there that could figure out a way. i don't want to think i'm past the point of being able to have that...but who knows, maybe i wasn't built for that.

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[smythehq]

that's the million dollar idea i've been waiting for.

god, you're a bit of a dork huh?

maybe you can find a way to do both? like bitching with a side of looking on the bright side of life?

if you want, we have a superhero club at school. you could be captain brew-guard: savior of the grind.

#( interaction: dash chat ) #( dash chat: sam evans ) #( talking to: sam evans ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

sebastian: i was born ready berrygirl. sebastian: second, third and fourth thoughts. but it's this or no artistic outlet all year and that would be a shame because much to my disappointment performing is one of the few things that makes me happy.

✉ smytheberry.

Rachel: Are you ready for your first performance as a real, official New Directioner? Rachel: You're not having second thoughts about joining, right? @smythehq

#( interaction: text messages ) #( talking to: rachel berry ) #( text messages: rachel berry ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

honestly, it's probably relaxing to live like that. but unfortunately that's not my lot in life. i said please and i tipped generously. i'm serious about this whole 'new leaf' thing.

honestly that sounds pretty good. it'll be good when angie's old enough to do well, anything besides shit and suck tit.

Oh I love living with mediocrity, love life in the slow lane over here. You said please? I think you deserve a medal honestly.

Good I didn't miss too much then. My mom picked up and extra shift so I was babysitting Lily. We ate loads of ice cream and played Twister, told ya - life in the slow lane.

#( interaction: dash chat ) #( dash chat: taylor lincoln ) #( talking to: taylor lincoln ) #( timeline: week two )

[smythehq]

sebastian: you've seen me. do you really believe it's just one person? sebastian: what did you say? delusion isn't always cute? sebastian: taylor and jason seem like idiots. besides we're fake dating, so no one needs to get their feelings hurt. if you think about it we're doing everyone a favor.

mason: what is enough to you, one spotter? mason: our protection? how did i get lumped nto this. mason: i don't date team members. it can get messy... one summer at the wapakoneta cheer camp taylor campbell and jason randall tried to have a summer romance... they still can't be within a seven mile radius of each other. it's just a very bad idea.

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[smythehq]

i think you know you were a little more than decent, pool boy. don't let all that chlorine get to your head, yeah?

let me know if you want to go again. new beginnings are great and all but i've always been more about the happy endings.

glad i helped you have a decent night.

here's to new beginnings. see ya out there.

#( interaction: dash chat ) #( dash chat: noah puckerman ) #( talking to: noah puckerman ) #( timeline: week two )