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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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#here we see your husband’s body #there’s a creature inside him. it’s body is not yours #presumably it is some kind of parasite #do you risk keeping your husband alive? knowing a creature has made a home inside him? #would you put down the love of your life knowing he’s carrying a potentially world threatening creature? #would you do what is best for the world or would your heart hold you back #these are the questions we must ask ourselves

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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So when trans people take chemicals that radically change their body in order to live happier and freer lives it’s fine. but when I, Henry Jekyll—

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yeah sure why not

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

#👀🏳️‍🌈☝️🧍‍♂️🫂 #oops I’m gay #he’s just standing there

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I just thought if all mercs turned into animals, Archimedes would be the only pigeon who recognized his owner in medic

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Sooo I continue... heavy and medic but robin and German exhibition pigeon

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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs

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he a little confused, but he's got the spirit

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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I guess it's all up to fate for mann to reanimate!

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do you see the vision .

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