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unironically abt to make a rp blog for the captain from in space with markiplier
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"im totally not gonna be a faggot about it" *proceeds to be a total faggot about it*
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JOIN THE DISCORD
(lovely graphic courtesy of @darkmatterlobster thank byou we love you please follow them)
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you’re welcome <3
it is exactly what it fucking says on the tin. engineer sex noises.
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so much trouble… all for something so small…
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EngieSpy Week 2021 Day 1: Crossfaction / Same Faction
not completely happy with this one but i just wanted to draw engie showing off his strength and carrying his lanky boyfriend
spy tries to pretend it isn't adorable
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Yeah
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could anyone with a washington post subscription show me this whole article? thank you
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i gotchu homie <3
JACKSONVILLE, Fl. — Josef Humboldt, 24, a med student at Jacksonville University, was discovered by his roommate, Jeremy Price, 21, in the basement of their residence hall, in a makeshift operating room with a heart stolen from the university's medical department. "It was crazy," Price said as he recounted his first steps into the basement. "Like, the basement is supposed to be off limits, because that's where all of the electricity stuff was. But I was heading downstairs to the kitchen for a late night snack, when I heard weird noises coming from the end of the hallway. So I went over to the door and realized it was unlocked. I opened it, went downstairs, and there he was! So I called the police, because it seriously freaked me out." Price also mentioned that he suspected Humboldt had been keeping various organs in the minifridge of their shared room, because he was told not to open the door, and stated that it "smelled funny", but did not want to get in trouble with his roommate. "It was absolutely wild," said Francine Pauling, 24, who also lived in the residence hall. "I woke up around 3 am and heard police outside, and apparently arrested Josef. Turns out they were bringing everyone who knew him in for questioning. Now I really regret asking him what biology class he was taking, because we were lab partners." "Made a real great headliner for the front page, though," remarked Mick Mundy, 23, a reporter and writer for the school's newspaper. "Absolutely wild, that bloke is. Between you and me, though, it would've been wild if he succeeded." "I just wish he didn't take any of my stuff for it," said Dell Conagher, 23, an engineering major initially thought to be Humboldt's accomplice, but was released after investigation proved the parts used for the experiment were stolen from his personal belongings.
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could anyone with a washington post subscription show me this whole article? thank you
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Maybe the next breast image will be the one to tear me asunder
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tf2 funny moments youtube compilation (episode 53)
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crabbemarché is pronounced crabbemarshay and idk if ill ever get over this
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going so insane over our flag means death. Oh my god
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SPY is a good looking guy.
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