i think severus is much fiercer/aggressive/violent than people give him credit for. he’s usually characterised as this cerebral ‘no silly wand waving’ type of person but??? what part of ‘sectumsempra was his specialty’ makes you think he’s anywhere near the vicinity of fucking around?
Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.
Harry Potter AU where instead of being embarrassed to have a boggart that looks like him in Neville’s grandmother’s clothes, Severus Snape rocks exclusively women’s clothing for the rest of the school year.
Is mostly awake thanks to caffeine, pepper-up potions (personal brew with thrice the strength and twice the risks), spite, or force of will
Showers before bed and lays out his clothes for easy "throw clothes on" situations at the end of his bed; as part of this, he wears socks to bed and has his boots right next to the bed
If Snape sleeps longer than 4 hours, it's because he's collapsed from exhaustion.
Summer sleep schedule is not a thing; Snape is just asleep wherever, whenever, and for however long.
Snape knowing unsupported flight being revealed then dismissed in such a nonchalant way is hilarious to me like oh yeah Snape can fly without a broom, btw it’s an extremely rare, unprecedented skill previously thought to be impossible and only ever used by one other person, the Dark Lord himself, but anyway-
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