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thebadsalvatore:

The rough grinding of their hips was almost unbearable, almost painful, and undeniably perfect. Just what he needed, just what they both loved. A needy whimper vibrated against Enzo’s skin, and Damon finally had to release it from his teeth to catch his breath. He opened his eyes to see his handiwork and smirked wickedly at the dark red mark on his lover’s neck. Mine, he wanted to say, but he didn’t.

“Fuck,” he breathed instead, his lips skimming Enzo’s jaw. With a grunt of effort, he slid his knees under him enough to pull his hips away from those ridiculously taunting ones beneath him. If they kept that up, he was gonna lose it. Sliding a hand to Enzo’s lower back, he coaxed the man’s spine into an arc so he could fish around the sheets for the lubricant. He met his lover’s eyes, his smirk growing as he closed fingers on the bottle and brought it up to show off that he’d won the challenge.

But then he was dropping back down, delving back into the kiss like he intended to drown in it. He popped the cap in one hand and smeared some of the viscous substance between his fingers. He tossed it aside and left it to the same fate he’d fetched it from. With his hips hovering just far enough from Enzo’s that his cock fell heavily to brush his lover’s, he spread his knees a little to give him more access. Then, still tangling his mouth with Enzo’s greedily, he slid a slick finger down the man’s perineum and inside his heat.

Enzo whined as soon as Damon’s finger was sliding inside him, clawing restlessly at the sheets because what he really wanted to do was to clamp down on his lover’s hips and hands and draw him in closer, deeper, MORE, but he couldn’t yet, he just had to focus on relaxing his entire lower body. Mustn’t rush, or else not only would this particular tryst be over too quickly, but he also wouldn’t be up for a night on the town after. Although, spending the whole rest of the day and night locked away in the hotel room was looking like more and more of an attractive possibility, as Damon’s hungry kisses worked tirelessly to drive out all other thoughts but those of the man above him. 

Waking Up in Vegas

#nsfw #except that I did write most of this at work #like handwritten cursive in a spiral notebook y'all #which I left open on my desk at work #because I like to live dangerously #and nsfw really doesn't have much to do with work anymore #and also I'm totally sick of staring at this draft #so you get it now #thebadsalvatore: Damon #p: waking up in vegas #v: wife swap

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I’ll fuck you when you’re mad and you need to let off steam, I’ll fuck you when you’re craving me so badly that your head is spinning, and I’ll fuck you when I feel the need to claim you and make you remember who you’re with. I’ll make love to you when you’ve had a long hard day with school or work, when you’re sad and you need me to make you feel loved and beautiful again. I’ll channel my love into your body with my fingers and my lips and I won’t let you doubt what I feel for you.

Please (via dilettashakespeare)

#Enzo: inspiration

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I believed that I wanted to be a poet, but deep down I just wanted to be a poem.

Jaime Gil de Biedma (via thequotejournals)

#Enzo: inspiration

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aesthetic for v: live fast & die free inspired by The Fate of the Furious–in theaters now!

@thebadsalvatore @maryswaywardson @seesgood @joannahunts 

#Enzo: aesthetic #maybedani: original content #v: live fast & die free #because I'm still a huge sucker for this verse #and this movie franchise #like damn

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Aesthetic for v: Wife Swap, Enzo’s and Damon’s Vegas wedding

#Enzo: aesthetic #maybedani: original content #v: wife swap

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Buffenzo ship aesthetic for @slayerqueenb, because you asked so nice.

#Enzo: aesthetic #maybedani: original content #need more buffenzo stuff still

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&. @snarkybritishvampire — THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

#Enzo: wishlist #still one of my fave verses tbh #this happy ridiculous disney plot #<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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#this one was the very first aesthetic on my old blog #made for me by lovely seesgood #Enzo: aesthetic

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I really don’t know what I love you means. I think it means Don’t leave me here alone.

Neil Gaiman,

Adventures in the Dream Trade

(via wordsnquotes)

#Enzo: inspiration

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Enzo is naturally a pacifist.

He grew up under such awful conditions, was mistreated by so many people, that as a teenager he vowed not to continue the cycle of violence. That vow has been constantly tested and bent (and broken) since his turn to vampirism, but deep down he doesn’t really enjoy violence for the sake of violence the way so many other vampires seem to. Enzo lacks that “warrior mentality” of constantly striving to get stronger, to outdo the competition, to practice and spar until combat becomes second nature. He doesn’t normally initiate attacks, and even on the receiving end he doesn’t jump right into a fight if there’s another way. Enzo uses a lot of threats and intimidation and taunts and arguments and other forms of verbal contention as his first resort. He’ll defend himself, and he’ll fight when he’s forced to by the situation, but it’s still not his first choice. However, he still knows how to fight, in a few basic ways. Enzo served in both World Wars–in WWI as a translator and WWII as a field medic–so he did complete standard army combat training at least twice, even though he spent most of his time out of direct combat. He’s also been in a fair number of tussles, as a human and a vampire, so he’s learned how to fight dirty, too. But despite the training and experience, he doesn’t normally carry weapons and doesn’t even bare his fangs very often; when he does end up forced into a fight (that he can’t subvert with words or compulsion), he prefers to live or die by just the his own bare hands. After Augustine, Enzo is notably more prone to lashing out, but it still starts with verbal assaults and smashing objects rather than outright attacking people, most of the time. And of course, Enzo is big on bloody, murderous revenge, but it isn’t the violence itself that he revels in, it’s the satisfaction of justice, and the power he feels in controlling someone else’s fear and pain (to make up for the way he himself was subject to fear and pain at the hands of others for so long). It’s a very fine line(s) between the destruction and chaos that Enzo seeks out, versus the targeted vengeance he executes, versus the plain desire for combat that he doesn’t quite possess. The longer it’s been since Augustine, and since his revenge spree, the more Enzo begins to remember what he used to be like before. He won’t hurt people as much or as often, will start to actually reach out to help others. All of this still can change a lot depending on the exact circumstances, at any point pre- or post-Augustine, whether his very specific “revenge mode” or “random destruction mode” end up activated or deactivated.

#Enzo: headcanon by maybedani

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Please reblog this if you’re someone who would be interested in roleplaying polyamorous relationships.

#requisite reblog #wishlist: polyship

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If you don’t like poetry, then I guess you wouldn’t like me.

autumnsunshine10  (via wordsnquotes)

#Enzo: inspiration

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Headcanon PSA: St. John

As a fan and a writer, I find it easiest to simply agree with the general fanon consensus that “St. John” is Enzo’s last name. It’s convenient and consistent. That’s why I use it in headings for my blog, and in verses where mentioning a surname is relevant. So this PSA is not about me as a fan/mun, or about you as a fan/mun who may or may not write with me. This is in regards to in-character, in-thread matters only.

Keep reading

#Enzo: headcanon by maybedani

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#Enzo: wishlist #Enzo: inspiration #yep I need this here

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Remember that time, Damon and Enzo were stuck in Augustine prison They made a plan to escape from the evil Dr Whitmore Damon got out He thought Enzo had died in the attempt So Damon ran and hid from his guilt for decades. But then Enzo was ALIVE and Damon was so HAPPY and also guilty as hell but at least he had a chance now, and every conversation between them was Damon finding new ways to not have to say out loud, “I’m sorry,” “are we even now,” “how can I make it up to you.” Then remember that time, Damon and Bonnie were stuck in 1994 prison They made a plan to escape from the evil Kai Parker Damon got out He thought Bonnie had died in the attempt So Damon stayed and fought until he rescued his friend. I think that’s when Enzo must have forgiven him. Because that proved that he’d learned, and changed, and that if he had a chance to do it all over again, he’d do better.

#Enzo: wishlist #wishlist: canonverse #totally would like to explore this concept more #also it's kind of a poem #maybedani: original content

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TVD RP Prompts: Orphan AUs

In which Lillian Salvatore divorced Giuseppe because she can do that in the modern era. Lily begins volunteering/working for an orphanage, foster care system, homeless shelter, soup kitchen, halfway house, domestic violence shelter, or the like. She bonds with the children especially, her nurturing instinct kicking into overdrive since her own children are almost old enough to not need her. One of the orphans in particular keeps her interest, a snarky young man covered in scars who sarcastically calls her “mum”–by the name of Enzo St John. Since he’s close in age to her own kids, she introduces them, and he and Damon hit it off immediately as only two incorrigible rogues can.

In which Damon and Stefan lost their mother when they were young, and have more recently lost their father, both under suspicious circumstances. Left to fend for themselves on the streets, they meet the street urchin Enzo who teaches them how to survive.

In which Lily Salvatore, long estranged from her husband and children, fills her time as a foster parent, orphanage matron, social worker, or the like, caring for the poor disenfranchised youths because she can’t care for her own children. Chief among them is Enzo, who decides to repay her kindness by tracking down her lost-lost sons.

Note that these can be any age: childhood fluff or teenage angst or even stretch to young adults with these sort of backstories. If this inspires you at all, please add your own! 

#Enzo: wishlist #wishlist: canonverse #wishlist: au #not really canonverse but I want this in the canonverse tag for canon characters #maybedani: original content #but feel free to reblog if it inspires your own ideas!

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Small PSA

Please don’t hesitate to get rough with the muse. Nothing is off limits. Kicking, screaming, stabbing, restraining, go nuts with it. The reaction will most likely be just as violent, but it makes for interesting threading and some character development. So if you ever have the urge for some angsty or dark stuff and think my muse would fit, you have my full permission to throw something into my ask or tag me in a starter~

#Enzo: wishlist #yes Enzo is very well suited for rough threads #of course he fights back if he's able #and of course it gets dark REAL FAST if he can't even fight back #but it's a change of pace eh? #wishlist: hateship