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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:

-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.

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#my boobs are in a state of both being big and small #schrödingers tits if you will #cuz like #im technically a D cup currently #but im also relatively broad so my boobs kinda look like A or B cups #shit i broke the no nuance rule #whatever my tits cant be governed #also congrats prev on the hrt!

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streamer discovers misogyny still exists ⁉️

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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

#i mean personally #i have sensory issues where i kinda always have to wear socks #except like. in the shower or when im being cozy and laying down obviously #so i put socks on loooong before shoes

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girl help my fatigue level is too high to do anything but lay in bed today but i still feel guilty over not doing any of the work i need to do and also having to order food :<

#honestly this is the worst part of fatigue for me #if it weren't for the guilt over things i cant control it wouldnt be so bad to be forced to take a day off #and get tasty food #but nope i feel like shit the whole time #agghhhhhh

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#yea id cure chronic pain and fatigue #idk if my other chronic illnesses count like GERD but yes take that away too #keeping the adhd tho

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woops

#oh i forgot about the source material!!!!!!! #i reference this all the time!!

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this is what im referring to btw. some of them are tagged this or dark acedemia etc etc. and my for you page is loaded with them

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I've had bdsm scenes with less psychosexual Dominance/submission undertones than whatever is going on with those guys in fast and/or big trucks on the highway.

Like, I'm sorry I'm in front of you and I'm not doing 20 over the speed limit. I promise this is solely because I'm trying to get to work in relative safety. It wasn't intended as a slight on the size or quality of your reproductive organs, as you have clearly interpreted it.

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my life has changed

#woag dungeon meshi gave them a nose

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out