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when i say i screamed ..

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I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

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glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

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actually fuck it im posting all my favorite daft punk images this is my blog ill cope how i want

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these moments build our love like snowdrifts

Summary: Killian had asked at the beginning of their relationship, that fateful New Year’s night, how exactly one went about dating the crown princess. Turns out, those are things he’ll have to figure out as he goes. A sequel to “and he called her love amongst the snowflakes”. ~6.2k. Rated M for mild smut. Also on Ao3. 

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A/N: A year ago, I wrote @owlways-and-forever a modern royalty fic for the 2019 CS Secret Santa exchange - and she liked it so much she (and several others) asked if I’d consider writing a sequel. And I said yeah, of course, I’ve already got ideas and a structure - and then I just… never had the time to write it.

This is that sequel. Finally. Sorry it took so long. 

Special thanks, as always, @snidgetsafan​, who deals with my nonsense and my terrible concept of verb tenses. She also made me the AMAZING art above. You’re the best, darling.

Tagging: @welllpthisishappening, @thisonesatellite, @ohmightydevviepuu​, @let-it-raines, @kmomof4, @scientificapricot, @thejollyroger-writer, @superchocovian, @teamhook, @optomisticgirl, @winterbaby89, @searchingwardrobes, @katie-dub, @snowbellewells, @spartanguard, @phiralovesloki, @profdanglaisstuff​, @kymbersmith-90, @captainsjedi, @ouatxxxxx, @ilovemesomekillianjones, @mariakov81

Let me know what you think!

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Emma, Crown Princess of Misthaven, is everything a man could dream of - and Killian counts himself the luckiest bastard to be granted the honor of courting her. Dating Emma isn’t like dating any other, less prestigious woman, however, and the further they go along, the more he realizes there are guidelines to the endeavor, little rules he has to discover for himself. There isn’t a list, per se - but if he were to make one, it might look something like this:

1. Her well-being is more important than your own.

There’s a great debate amongst the powers that be - whoever they are - about whether his dating the princess while employed as her brother’s security detail is a conflict of interest.

Personally, Killian is torn. Mostly, he doesn’t think so - after all, he spends most of the year in an entirely different city from Emma, two and a half hours away as Leo attends university. Most of the time, she’s not around to create a conflict of interest.

On the other hand, he can see where these concerns are coming from. Now that he doesn’t have to pretend otherwise and forcefully steer himself back to a focused mindset, those times when he is in Emma’s company he’s so absolutely dazzled by everything about her. It’s easy to see where some would be concerned about his ability to protect her younger brother. There’s the matter, too, that his feelings may one day cloud his ability to prioritize her brother in dangerous situations - neglecting his job in the process. 

So, his superiors come up with a compromise. During the school year, when Killian is with Leo at the prince’s university, he continues with his job as normal. On school vacations and during summers spent at home, however, he cedes his duties to alternate personnel and takes a posting behind the scenes, monitoring the security cameras in the public areas of the palace. It’s a periodic demotion, technically - no one has ever pretended that monitoring the security cameras is fascinating work, even though he didn’t get into this business hoping for non-stop excitement - but Killian is happy to take it if it means that he and Emma can be together. 

(Not that it would have stopped them, he knows - he’s far too smitten, and she’s far too stubborn to break off their relationship for something so small as security concerns.)

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welcome to the no-curse renaissance

Hey so several months ago @shireness-says, @ohmightydevviepuu and I were chatting about our great love for 3B canon divergence, specifically the kind in which there’s no second curse so Emma and Killian remain in Storybrooke and are forced to deal with their shit. 

I mean, it’s the best, right? Emma facing her feelings. Confronting her past with Neal. Preventing her defenceless baby brother from being named after the man who knocked her up and left her in jail. That sort of thing. 

Killian pining. Emma pining. Alll the pining. Secret sex. Slow-burn feelings. 

There’s just so much potential for goodness. 

So what we need, we’ve decided, is a Renaissance. Like the Neverland one, only in Storybrooke with no curse. 

A no-curse renaissance. 

We’ve written some fics for it. As have @winterbythesea and @elizabeethan. We’d love some more. 

There’s a collection on AO3 now, you can find it HERE. Submissions are open and we welcome them, any fic you think suits the theme, please let us know. 

This is *not* an event. Just a movement. Just to say that if anyone finds the inspiration for a little no-curse fic, we’ve got a home ready and waiting for it. 

Bring on the renaissance. 

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Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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my dash be like

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I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

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The real reason they didn't put the crocodile on that tombstone.

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Based on what I post, what would you get me for Christmas?

this is cute, do it

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Fear me and my cameo crown, bitches

Okay so I saw this on Twitter and I absolutely have to make every single one of my followers do this:

Go to google image and google:

"your name" fantasy gown

"your name" fantasy crown

"your name" fantasy weapon

Pick the first image of each and put it below! Men, don't be chickens. Gowns rock.

Here’s my trifecta:

What’s yours?

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Hello again, everyone!!!!

I am absolutely OVER THE MOON to announce that there WILL be an event next year!!!!

@thejollyroger-writer and @stahlop will be stepping up and taking over the reins of the event in January and we will be off the races for a FOURTH year of EPIC CS SUPERNATURAL GOODNESS!!!!! Everyone please go welcome them to the event and start thinking about how you want to participate!!! I’ll still be around to lend a helping hand and OF COURSE I’ll be screaming, flailing, and reblogging ALL the incredible offerings!!! @winterbaby89 and @profdanglaisstuff will be staying on in the background for much needed support and logistics.

It has been an honor and a privilege serving at the helm of this event for the last three years, but I am VERY ready to hand it over!! Thank you all so much for all the love and support, both from participants and the fandom at large!!!

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40 Holiday Writing Prompts

The scent of real Christmas trees

Sitting in the dark with fairy lights on

Walking in the cold on a sunny day 

The crunch of fresh snow under foot

Tying ribbons into bows around presents

Baking holiday cookies

Peppermint-flavoured everything 

Basking in the warmth and flickering flames of a roaring fire

Sparkles on holiday cards catching the lights

Rustling tinsel as you hang it on the tree

Eating juicy clementines on Christmas morning

Glistening baubles and twinkling lights

The feeling of folding paper as you wrap presents

Hanging up mistletoe 

Eating too much at holiday feasts and feeling slightly overfull

The flush of your cheeks when you step into a warm house after being out in the cold

Enjoying the soft glow of candlelight

Watching the snowfall from inside a cosy house

Walking in the dark to see festive light displays

Snuggling up in cosy pyjamas

Slipping your feet into brand new furry slippers

Glittery clothing and accessories all day every day

Wrapping up in soft cosy blankets

The feeling of sparkling wine fizzing on your tongue

Exchanging gifts with loved ones

The bite of alcohol in a spiked hot drink

Sitting outside with a hot drink

Wrapping up in a snuggly scarf, gloves and hat to go out into the cold

The sun sparkling on ice, frost or snow

The heat of cooking fogging up your windows - or glasses

Watching the sun come up as you drink your morning coffee

The low winter sun hitting you in the eyes

Spiced drinks and baked goods

Eating hot breakfasts to warm you for the day ahead

Afternoon naps after eating too many holiday treats

The sound of familiar Christmas songs

Receiving messages from old friends

Carrying out traditions from when you were young

Making new traditions

The anticipation of future festive fun

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MIKA IS MY HERO, ALL HAIL MIKA

this french reporter had his live coverage of biden’s election win interrupted in the sassiest way possible.