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Luigi Defense Squad, ASSEMBLE

Our queen

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Oh to be a little kitty cat

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Hol' up, let 'em cook

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This is exactly what I was trying to tell my mom

Still really funny that Marvel named a movie “Endgame” and sold it as the final culmination of the MCU where they killed off two main characters and retired a third and then were shocked when people started loosing interest in the MCU after that

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Just like a cat

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@little-bitch-detector am I a little bitch?

#notice me senpai #little bitch #i hope not

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I'm ok again

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

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Well, I guess Death took OJ, who I guess is just as awful.

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

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Hey op did it happen?

If this post gets to 3k notes by December 23 (my birthday), I will write a book and update you all on it

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I see

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B*tch (@ Thea), are you dumb? Or is this a joke?

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F*ck You, the fifth and final season, is it spring? Winter? Summer? Who knows? Not you, Mothaf*cka

Worldbuilding Prompts:

That's the city of 5 seasons: fall, winter, spring, summer, and ______.

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I remember this...

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Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

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*“Careless Whispers” gets progressively louder*

“You should be aware that casting this spell will legally require me to take your firstborn child” said the Witch, “but the meaning of ‘take’ was never defined, so I imagine we can figure out a loophole or two that’d work for you.”

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The plague?

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

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“Dude, are you ok?”

*starts crying hysterically*

Your best friend has left their last message for you, lamenting that they are no longer in this world should you receive that last message. It would have been emotional and tragic, had said friend not standing next to you, alive and in good health.