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My absolute favorite thing about dead boy detectives was Edwin having absolutely 0 charisma (which I love about him) and yet he still had multiple characters head over heels for him.

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absolutely enamoured with edwin and niko’s friendship. they are so perfectly on the opposite ends of the same scale that they loop back around to being exactly the same. same weirdness different fonts. true tism4tism bestie rep i adore them

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every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

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I'm halfway through dead boy detectives and fuck it, I've decided to ship Jenny the butcher with Johanna Constantine

#yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yea yes yes

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Love that the large majority of Dead Boy Detectives plot was driven by gay panic

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Hot American butcher lady save me.

Save me hot american butcher lady.

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Niko and Edwin are lesbian gay solidarity <3

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i am a FAIR and CONSENSUAL cat king

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This is perhaps a Hot Take, but if Neil had written Thessaly to be more like Esther perhaps she wouldn't irritate me as much. Esther may be a murderous, evil witch who stays immortal by sucking the life force out of young girls... but I dunno I just don't think she'd hate crime a queer person. Too busy serving cunt to bother with all that. Esther can stay. If Morpheus must fuck an evil witch maybe he can hook up with Esther instead lmao? I mean, I would.

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Bold of you to assume that House and Wilson would let the law stop them from getting gay married

“Wilson wouldn’t have made it to the legalization of gay marriage”

Oh but I raise you: there was a year long time skip inbetween S7 & 8. Wouldn’t that put us in 2013 for the ladder half of the season? I haven’t done the exact math- but House was in there for about… 8 months? Then another couple weeks or so before Foreman got him on parole? I’m pretty sure that places us around mid 2013 by the time the finale would’ve occurred. Another five months on top of that… Same-sex marriage was legalized in NJ October 21, 2013. I think they would’ve just have made it. I’m a believer. I don’t think they would’ve done it but I think they could have celebration sex for the occasion.

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Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

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oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day