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Itachi: Your average pineapple, once peeled and cut, makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes, the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won't fill up a single can perfectly, which also means every time you eat pineapple from a can someone else has the can that has the rest of the same pineapple. That means you can share a single fruit with a stranger hundreds of miles away and I think that's beautiful.

Kisame: How much sleep are you getting?

Itachi: Not enough, Kisame.

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Me: *Sips coffee*

Me: My life revolves around a bunch of dumb ninja

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KakaSaku Valentine’s Day ♥️!

Drawn by Matilda! 

Do not repost.

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Domestic Kakasaku

Artwork by Matilda. Do not repost.

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Team 7 as one-liners

Kakashi: I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”

Sasuke: I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. 

Naruto: Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

Sakura: Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage. 

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So accurate! XD

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Ooo ur art style is so fluid and ur lines are great :D (Also outta curiosity. Have u ever drawn yamato?)

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Ouch :/ (Screencap from the german movie Fack ju Göthe, idk if this movie exists in english but if it does watch it)

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You mentioned reading a butt ton of good sakura fan-fiction. Mind filling me in?

Oh, I have a whole library of it. 

If they are not there, here are a “few” of my favorites…

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To be a lion in a forest of … dragons. Sakura-centric.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Sakura H., Team Seven - Words: 1,859 - Status: Complete

The Decisions of Bark and Bite

Akatsuki had a wide network. It was a fact that Uchiha Itachi would point out to Jiraiya very clearly every time they met, and one that the toad-sannin would never be completely aware of. They had contacts everywhere – even amongst the most trusted members of the Hokage’s board. Or, more specifically, one contact. But she was the best they could have. She was Haruno Sakura.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Drama - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Words: 5,382 -  Status: Complete 

Bitter Refuge

God places the heaviest burden on those who can carry its weight. A Revolution begins in the soul. PeinSaku AU Oneshot

 Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Words: 12,636 -  Status: Complete 

Airborne

As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku

Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Romance - Sakura H. - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Updated: Jul 6, 2010 - Status: Complete

Reasons Why I Need To Get Over Uchiha Sasuke

Sick and tired of being in love with a man that can’t return your feelings? Have you decided that it’s time to move on? How better to do that than create a list of his faults? Results may vary. Satisfaction guaranteed one way or another.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,146 - Updated: Jun 3, 2009 - Published: May 14, 2009 - Status: Complete

Freedom in the Eyes of Another

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn’t end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she’s getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Rated: Fiction M - English - Angst/Adventure - Sakura H. - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Updated: Sep 14, 2011 - Published: Aug 12, 2011 - Status: Complete

It Ain’t a Wonderland

Sakura falls down a rabbit hole and finds herself in a land unlike any other. With White rabbit puppets and money-grubbing mice at every turn, can she finds her way back home? Rated T for language.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,362 - pdated: Dec 22, 2011 - Published: Apr 18, 2010 - Status: Complete

The Fate Of a God

He didn’t know how it happened but his life was now hers to do with as she pleased. He would do anything to protect her, his angel, from all the corruptness of this world…And she would never even know it.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Angst - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Words: 4,839 - Published: Jun 10, 2012 - Status: Complete

Shades of Crimson

A dark tale of romance between Konoha’s flower and the Akatsuki’s immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Hidan, Sakura H. - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011- Updated: Jan 18, 2013 - Published: Jul 20, 2009 - Status: Complete

Oblivion 

“So it’s true,” he says, “You’ve lost your memories.” His Akatsuki cloak is billowing in the wind as he stares at her. “Who are you?” She repeats. He simply smiles at her, a small, sad smile. “Don’t worry Princess - we’ll get you out. You’ll be home soon Sakura, don’t you worry.”

Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Words: 6,262 - Published: Mar 5, 2013 - Status: Complete - id: 9071345

Flower of Carnage

This is the story of a daughter who had a loving family; a girl who had a happy childhood; a medic whose skill progressed as quickly as the Legendary Slug Princess; a woman who lost the faith of her village. This is the story of the traitor who massacred the Haruno Clan. Itachi x Sakura role reversal. 

Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Romance - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Words: 3,913 - Published: May 19, 2013 - Status: Complete 

Out of the Darkness

Sakura would show them she wasn’t pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Drama - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Chapters: 6 - Words: 172,676 - Updated: Jun 26, 2013 - Published: Jul 11, 2012 - Status: Complete

There is much more but I believe that this could probably last you few months or so.

Note: Anything from this author is beyond amazing. 

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This is #Perfect 👊🏻

When did I start to like Sakura? Or better yet, why do I LOVE her?

SORRY THIS WILL BE LONG, ORZ. 

Let me bring you way back into my childhood. And I apologize because whenever people ask me this in person, I normally just say “BECAUSE SHE IS AMAZING, OK?” and have never really told people the real reason why I love her so much, so I guess this is the perfect time to do it?

SO LET ME MAKE ONE THING CLEAR.

I USED TO NOT CARE ABOUT SAKURA DURING HER GENIN DAYS. I, myself, was about 12 or 13 during the time, and could care less about her. I was pretty blinded by all the really cool characters like Sasuke, Neji, and Kakashi. Pff. It was normal, I mean, I wasn’t really checking out the female character at the time. I mean…she was okaaaayy. She had pink hair and that was cool, but other than that, her attitude was more humorous then it was awe inspiring. If anything, I was interested with Hinata. She was incredibly cute, from personality to appearance.

During this time, I was heavily bullied. I’ve had paperclips shot at my face, I was teased for having acne (occassionally called pizza face), and also teased because I didn’t shave my legs. Oh, not to mention I was teased for liking anime, and I was the only kid in my class to actually like drawing. (I went to a private school where there was only one graduating class each year). My bullying got so bad to the point that I had tried to commit suicide on countless occassions. I was sent to a therapist who said that nothing was my fault and it was all the bullies (who were literally the whole class). I had no friends, and the friends I did have only liked me so they wouldn’t be in trouble.

I sought solace in manga and anime, and Naruto was one of the first ones I read. I empathized with Naruto and during Sakura’s childhood flashback scenes, I slowly grew to appreciate her more.

Fast Forward and now I am this overweight, depressed, lonely, out of place, teenager. 

Here’s some visual reference. I don’t have many photos of my weight, I never liked to take pictures and when I did I hid in the back. I’m actually pretty embarrassed to put this up, uggghh.

My bullying was no longer in the classrooms, but in my family. I was raised with 9 male cousins, all are incredibly attractive and talented. I have one female cousin and an older sister, and they are often complimented, both are beautiful and mistaken for models a LOT. Then there was me, overweight and unhappy. The most compliments I would ever get was, “You would be so pretty without all the acne”. I used to work in a bakery, and I would get customers who would say things like, “do you wash your face everyday?” or “you have so much acne!”

I was depressed, unmotivated, unhappy, and angry with my life. I hated practically everyone and I hid myself most of the times.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT GOT ME OUT OF IT?

SAKURA FUCKING HARUNO.

I kid you not. She literally changed my life. The moment she began her growth, it was an inspiration to me. She did not have a kekkai genkai, she did not come from a high shinobi clan, she was overshadowed by two teammates who had great potential since the beginning, and she was seemingly useless. Then she trained, worked hard, grew, and became the badass she is now. I use Sakura for a lot of my inspirations. She was literally just a regular girl with nothing out of the ordinary who worked her ass off and became God Tier. I cannot express how much she has changed my life and saved me.

I started working on myself, I started working out and lost 20 almost 30 lbs, my mind is growing healthier from meditation all because this seemingly useless kunoichi character changed her lifestyle which inspired me to do so as well.

I cant really explain to you how I grew to like her in great detail, but I will tell you that I went from ‘whatever’ to 'omfg i am so in love with you girl you are my queen’ during the span of my childhood.

So whenever I see Sakura bashings, I get a bit offended and/or upset because really, if Sakura Haruno never existed, I’m almost scared to see where the hell I would’ve been growing up.

I took some photos from my Instagram because I never really took selfies back then? But because I appreciate my body so much more, and I love my self so much more, I started taking more care of myself. My confidence is a lot higher, my self-esteem is actually there, and…idk, I’m just happy now, and it’s all thanks to the queeen. orz orz. 

Also, if you guys love Sakura Haruno ;o; follow me on my IG!! :DDD Or KIK/LINE ME! Message me for my info *3* 

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花束を君に企画 {x}

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aftermath comics part 1 [the survey corps is doomed y’all]

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YOU ARE 100% CORRECT

Poor Leigh. How will she ever score when she learned how to express affection from Levi and Hange? 

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I’m so sorry

levi would look at hange like “I BLAME YOU FOR THIS TITAN-LOVING SHIT”

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they later get called in to school because Samson keeps writing “666” on his homework and chanting in latin

I’m so sorry this comic is a hastily scrawled mess and it’s 4AM

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all lying parents will be designated to the parental shame spiral 

(I’ve been watching too many of those sadistic videos where parents lie and say they ate their kids halloween candy)