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Ideas for improving pvp on this site:

Cat paws should show up on screen every time someone boops you, not just when you boop someone else. This way, someone with a lot of booping followers will find their dash to be totally unusable. This would be funny

After booping someone a certain number of times (a LARGE number, but randomly assigned per blog) the booper should be able to briefly access the boopee's last 15-20 likes. This would cause widespread horror and outrage which would also be funny

Everyone who hits max booping should find their icon permanently changed. You can never fix it. This would also be funny to me

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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i am SO NORMAL about lego bionicle

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happy April fools day you weeaboo shits *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you* *hits you*

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

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Reblog to give the person you reblogged it from the energy to do one (1) chore or maybe many

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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

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clawed gauntlets save me. Save me clawed gauntlets

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metroid fusion is fucking crazy. hey samus we know you were raised on an alien planet, an orphan of a species you have never known. and youre last 4 or 5 missions have seen you specifically trying to make extinct an impossibly powerful alien, completely and utterly alone each time. but this new alien is too powerful for you so were gonna merge your dna with those aliens youve been forced to exterminate, fusing you into an inhuman monster, a new species in which you are the only member, never to be born again in this universe. you will never be human ever again, not like you ever really were, but now youre going to forever be merged with an extinct aliens dna, the both of you representing the last of its horrifying kind and a human who has never known humanity, rest, love, or peace. oh and by the way youre gonna be stalked by an alien which has perfectly replicated you, mimicing you from before we merged your dna. ok get in there girl. like HELLO???? HEEELLLOOOOOO????????????

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An excerpt from the trial of Elinor Crane, who was arrested in Middlesex in 1693 on suspicion of burglary. A witness claimed one of the burglars was a woman in men's clothing, and Elinor had previously been seen in the area dressed as a man.

"But the Court asking her why she went in Mans Apparel, the Prisoner replyed, She went to Wooe a Widow. Upon the whole Matter the Jury brought her in not Guilty."

(source: Old Bailey Proceedings: Accounts of Criminal Trials, April 26, 1693.)

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Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.

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the creator of tumblr is hotter than other guys. look at the rest of them internet site creators :D

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sorry idk but the way the world is so fast and the people in it still want it to be faster is sooo annoying to me. people groaning while standing in line for 3 minutes people being mad the train ride is gonna take 2 hours people complaining that the bus is a few minutes late people being angry that construction work is taking months even though it used to take decades. don't you see the world is already so so so fast in every single aspect can't you understand that being mad will do nothing and just make your mood worse. enjoy the moments of stillness you're given. just stand in line and look at the people around you. sit on the train and watch the scenery. you'll get there.

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