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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

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man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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Making some pancakes but not gonna overcook them no no no these if I dare say it will be amazing and perfect I am going to go flip them now

I'm on the edge of my seat anon

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Unmute !

#I love sounds so much is the thing

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shut up this is the only video I care about

#so true though #car washes are just like that

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my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently 

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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fuck w me

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Parents really post stuff like this online and wonder why their kids don't trust them

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WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon

“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#wait what are we counting as pants??? #just any leg wear that goes to your ankles?? #bc if that’s the case than like 8 #1 pair of jeans #3 pairs of sweatpants (2 usable pair bc I haven’t mended the 3rd yet) #4 pair of leggings (that I never wear bc they make me itchy) #and 1 pair of dress pants (that I also never wear) #so 9 actually #but to me pants means any leg wear that isn’t sweatpants or leggings #in which case then it’s 2 #and I only wear 1 of those

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Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

#besides the yolk doesn’t even become the chicken if it was fertilized #the yolk is just the food source #if I remember correctly the nasty little white bits stuck to the yolk #are what become the chicken

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the lights in the meijer parking lot sound like cicadas in late summer

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"no spam liking" stfu that's how i know my mutuals are alive smh