solaceon-daycare-nightmares

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is this the sinnoh variant of orthworm? weird looking worm

this has got to be some form of blasphemy

#yeah this is definitely blasphemy but also that is a weird looking worm

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yeah anon this is pretty common. some grass types bloom a little later than others, just water the guy and give him some extra minerals if you're really worried. usually it's nbd.

SO. MY COUSIN JUST GAVE ME A TURTWIG EGG. The darling boy has hatched but HE DOESNT HAVE A TWIG??????? on the way to the pokemon centre now but I need to know if I have to tell my dad to start violating traffic laws or not

given that he has JUST HATCHED i wouldn’t worry too hard about it. he’s still growing and developing, just give him some water and his head should start sprouting soon

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I left my psyduck at a daycare for three years and when I came back they said she hadn't laid any eggs at all. Should I be suspicious that they stole and/or ate them?

this psyduck was in daycare solitary confinement for 3 years, something very beneficial for a psyducks mental state

or she is just not about that mom lifestyle

#THREE FUCKING YEARS? #nah what the fuck was your daycare doing? that's something we'd call the owner for #good lords above

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can non-chatot pokemon talk???? my sudowoodo just looked me in the eye and said "liar" and was i hallucinating or what????

i don't think this is true. something is telling me you are a liar

#i taught a glameow how to say hello once but she wasn't talking she was just meowing and it sounded like she was going HELLO?? HEWWO??? #and a bidoof spoke to me once but i was delirious from lack of sleep so i doubt it actually spoke

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which legendary pokemon do you thinkcare most likely to be an elaborate hoax? my money is on uxie/azelf/mesprit

either latios or latias. like sure yea ok. no details on location (besides Vaguely Hoenn), they just show up in random places with random trainers for no apparent reason, literally almost nothing different from a normal fully evolved dragon type. AND there's two of them?? imo either one of them is fake or they just aren't legendaries

#Y'ALL FUCKIN THINK THE LAKE GUARDIANS ARE FAKE I'M DONE #anyway koraidon and miraidon have to be a collective delusion

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My neighbor has about 20 pidoves. They all have different colored bowties. Should I be concerned?

when you see the pidove-themed backup dance they've got planned you'll see. you just dont understand their vision

#nah this is pretty normal for breeders i'd say #at least in sinnoh. idk about unova or wherever else the hell pidove are common. #keep a bunch of the same pokemon and if they look similar enough you gotta mark em somehow #seen a dude with like 10 different bibarels and each one had a different bandana on

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the eeveelutions after getting back from the pet groomer

#hmm. don't like that very much.

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sour poffins taste like pain. spicy poffins taste like painful bread. dry poffins taste like cardboard. sweet poffins taste like those dry ass pokemon treats you can buy. bitter poffins taste like medicine. do not eat poffins btw

#posting #pokeblogging