being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks
24K notes
·
View notes
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
36K notes
·
View notes
"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on
55K notes
·
View notes
In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
38K notes
·
View notes
‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back
11K notes
·
View notes
guy who only heard the phrase gaslighting once and is misremembering it: stop fleshlighting me
17K notes
·
View notes