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Apollo, please I beg of you, throw the dodgeball

I killed the king of England in my dream

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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reblog to pet prev

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Three votes and all of you wrong, well done everyone, hit the showers

I'm bored, two truths and a lie

Oh, and no technicalities. None of that "I don't have 2 tattoos, I actually have 3" bullshit

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#Soft and warm skin

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robots wearing hoodies

reply if u agree

rb if u agree

like if u agree

beep if u agree

agree if u agree

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My latest cartoon for New Scientist

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see now THIS is how you do an introductory google form

edit: alt text provided by @/wytchcore. thank you!

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Spiders Georg should be consulted as he clearly has experience in the matter

actually, I think spiders georg should be counted. just because he's the best at what he does doesn't mean we need to discredit him. he's part of the statistic too

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@rogue-galaxyvr

Hm

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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Dubfounded

Marcille trying to find who asked (she can't find it)

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Every AAA release in the last... Decade? Save a select few

i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic