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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

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Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

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Me: Wait, if redeemed Durge is disinherited by Bhaal and their love interest wants to get approval from their family before proposing, who do they ask?

Most logical answer: Jaheria

Funniest answer: Withers

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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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#amets' shirts #i kinda hate this one but also yeah #that is his vibe

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Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

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It's my birthday. I celebrated by being up way too late, and casually murdered my way through two incredibly hard fights for me in Baldur's Gate 3. Now, granted, Raphael did get exploded with every single smokepowder barrel I had, leaving him unable to do anything, and get punched in the face, before his corpse was very nicely displayed in front of Mizora as a warning. Viconia is just a pain because of the blinding and the amount of enemies. Good thing I have Karlach with her Gauntlets of Hill Giant Strength, Dragonslayer sword, and Elixir of Colossus, Shadowheart to draw their attacks and then have them just walk into her spirit guardians, Gale to counterspell Darkness around him and then just Fireball everything to death, oh, and Missy to just kick the shit out of them. Because god I love Tavern Brawler and Monk. And that's not including the 4 levels she has in Rogue purely to do more bullshit.

So yeah, pretty good so far (Did I mention I did Raphael, figured I could go do something else, and went to kick Orin's ass? She didn't even get to turn into the Slayer. Now that's what I call a good build)

#fuck yeah #bg3

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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hold on a second man…

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy