Bothering the beast
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*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say
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“awww watching them drinking boba together was so 🥰🥹😍🤗” no stfu i’m so mad bc why would they make me watch them drink boba when i don’t have any. who would do something so despicable to a poor little homosexual like me. do they not care that i suffer at their hands?? i thought they loved lesbians?? must they really sit in the phouse that i help fund and sip on their boba while i sit here, boba-less and full of envy?? it’s like that bible verse that goes “thou shan’t drink boba in front of your army of lesbians unless you buy some for every single one of them as well you fucking whores” i think it was in the book of sappho or sommit
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child relief fund
jhco
unrwa
middle eastern child alliance
hospitals in palestine
reblogs > likes
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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every genius who thinks mandatory two-factor authentication is a good idea should be forced to do tech support for a public library that serves a lot of elderly poor people
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Donna Tartt
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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires
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my apologies, madam. if i knew you were a weird and strange woman i would have followed immediately
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Me after putting on my mascara
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cats dont even know how baby they are. they probably think theyre wise and dangerous and respectable but theyre actually little baby guys. we know this. its obvious to us that theyre small and baby. but they dont know
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It’s times like this when I like to remember how we were freaking the fuck out over seeing some knee in 2017, now here we are in 2023 with a fucking Catboy photoshoot
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"what that mouth do" gnaw and chew and munch and nibble and chomp and bite u
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reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar
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