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happy fourth, fuckers

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#sometimes i swear we're 10 again.

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isn't he snoop lion now

Why did Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

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what

dying… I’m dying. I can see the light.

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i bought a whole thing of large mcdonalds fries but only ate the crunchy ones 

#thestruggle

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(:

got my ass kicked at laser tag

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there's no 'seeing' about this, it's going to happen

i’m gonna beat both of your asses tomorrow at laser tag

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i'm gonna beat both of your asses tomorrow at laser tag

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yeah, right

can it be any hotter outside

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don't get any ideas

can it be any hotter outside

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can it be any hotter outside

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fuck you clyde

i don't kick your puppy

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make sure cartman doesn't find out about it

ordered a California king size bed. should be in today.

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craig your face is really pretty

#just sayin ya know

#i know.

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#f is for tucker.

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the fight to try and keep yourself awake until at least 10 pm so you don't fucking wake up at 6 am 

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not this time

if this is me getting sick AGAIN i’m gonna throw a temper tantrum