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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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violently twitching from electrocution
vote for stsg
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does anyone know about the yearning & the wanting
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Bad influence!!!
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me: chat what do we think
the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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im just someones weird sister
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games
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~🎵
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incorrect jjk quotes [35/?]
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