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time to clock out of my 9-5 (my group chat in the EST time zone went to bed) and clock into my 5-9 (my group chat in the GMT timezone waking up)

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

#me but it’s bc I’m graduating college tomorrow morning

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Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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Good lord my bestie wants me to get a key to the plant so she can show her dad and bf the plant….. girl I cannot get a key for you to break into your former workplace. They won’t give me a key for normal reasons they’re not gonna give me one now, and certainly not for that reason

#maybe if you would just show up 8-5 on a school day….. can’t help you past that #I’ll have a key in June. Hope that helps #I’m just cranky today I think that’s why this is bugging me so much #didn’t sleep well and im stressed about graduation #and she called me TWICE today and I was on the phone for a fucking hour and a half earlier #and she called AGAIN to ask me to break like 3 different rules for her #no! not okay! no one talk to me! #I want Boytoy I want to skip my party tonight I want to fall asleep curled up in his arms #diary post #ugh. it’s fine probably. I’ll be fine

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its just me and my faggot music against the world isnt it.

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#Oogh.

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Ach I’ve become so down bad I am genuinely distressed that Boytoy is not in my bed right now

#remember when I was like ooogh what if he snores what if I can’t cosleep with him #well. I literally need his stupid little body next to me in order to calm down enough to sleep #I feel mentally ill and I just know his cuddles would fix me #boy post

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#sent this to my boy and he responded exactly like a boomer would.

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#❤️🎉🥛🍦🧋 #yeah actually that’s really accurate #gonna have some little treats and enjoy myself

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yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

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