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Still thinkin about the Clown Movie

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i love you, it’s ruining my life.

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“jackie taylor and shauna shipman were in love” i say into the microphone. the audience responds with a chorus of boos.

i see someone in the front row pull a tomato out to throw.

“wait!” says a voice from the back.

“she’s right!” the voice calls, silencing the jeering crowd. i look over through the haze- It’s Melanie Lynskey.

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Im allergic to hookup culture and too weird to participate anyway. Die in my arms.

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

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What a coincidence

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why is this kinda giving

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nobody better be posting about the met gala without mentioning the giant pro-palestine demonstration going on outside

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i really think that no one else has looked THIS hot wielding a blade 🗡️

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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She certainly did something with her ear 👀

started yellowjackets season 2 today. I hate it here

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Same w Patrick Stump 🤷‍♀️

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good luck, babe! - chappell roan

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people