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When people start writing chain visits totk hyrule I HOPE that y'all include wilds weird Tony Hawk fame.

Passing merchant, spying the master sword on sky's back: wow, beaut of a blade you have there! Better train up so you can one day become as good as Link! Bahaha!

Wild, the one doing business with him: yeah so can I have the carp please?

Merchant, exchanging the fish for rupees: here you go! I wonder how he's doing? Must be taking it pretty easy now the dangers over.

Wild: I'm sure he'd like that.

Legend, leaning over after they've gone: hey wild wtf.

Wild: man I don't know. When I first went missing I came back and one of the guys literally on the search party for me went 'wow! You're the spitting image of link!' so I don't know if it's the hand or the lack of zelda or what. Not like I already met literally everyone during the calamity.

Time: and you haven't corrected them?

Wild: at this point it's just funny. Definitely cuts down on the weird fans. I mean apart from the yiga -

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I can’t wait for the influx of “Wild fucks off for a while and comes back all messed up” tears of the kingdom fics

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Hyrule: How are you today? Wild, after tears of the kingdom: Please don’t make me think about my life.

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I just need everyone to know that you can dye Link's hair. When dying the ember and frostbite head pieces, Link's hair colour changes with it.

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Broke: Wild and Legend don’t really get along

Woke: Wild and Legend are besties and bond over their mutual love of fashion

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I love how all throughout totk Links motivations are laser focused on finding Zelda. That’s why he’s going everywhere, that’s why he’s frantically chasing every ghost of her. That’s why ganoncorpse uses her image like he does, he saw Link jump in front of the blast of gloom and literally throw himself into an endless pit without hesitation in an attempt to catch her. He knows how much Link obviously cares about her and will chase any rumor of her to the ends of the kingdom.

It’s almost on par with sksw with how little Link cares about the actual plot, he’s asking literally everyone if they’ve seen Zelda and the mummy man that tried to kill him doesn’t even pass through his thoughts until someone else brings it up.

His whole motivation in this game is to find her and its mentioned many times that they’re always together and it’s odd that they’re apart and people are still arguing about them sharing a house.

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Tears of the Kingdom is fun

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My genuine reaction while playing tears of the kingdom

#totk spoilers

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Just started tears of the kingdom and all I can think of is link when he wakes up in a mysterious cave, butt naked and without any weapons with a disembodied voice guiding him:

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Zonai Jelly Sandwich

He's had worse

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Tbh this is what Urchin looks like in my head and no amount of fanart can change that.

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Anyone else rocked to their core over how good Ethersea is? Cuz episode 36 just fucking sank my battleship.

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“Welcome Home, children.” - TAZ Ethersea Image description: A portrait format digital painting depicting a gigantic 40ft pink-ish worm on strong, lurking out of a green-ish glowing vulcano hole. Towering over two humanoid tiny sillhouettes standing in front of them. On the bottom of the image, the caption “Welcome home, children” is displayed in a fine cursive font.

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Hey want to see the worst thing I’ve ever drawn for The Adventure Zone

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I'm so glad Dr. Shaq is BACK and apparently knows how to FUCKING PARTY

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geralt: are you sure you're okay

jaskier: why wouldn't i be?

geralt, concerned: when i found you you were talking to mice

jaskier: so? i was in dire circumstances. we all do what we must. i'm fine now.

geralt: yeah, that's not my problem. the problem is that you haven't stopped. yesterday you spent a full 20 minutes talking to a squirrel in camp. when that dog was following us around you gave it a whole lecture on elven semantics. this morning you were debating pitch with the songbirds. that is not normal

jaskier, who has seen geralt hold upwards of four hour long conversations with roach: oh you want to talk about NORMAL SOCIAL BEHAVIOURS-

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petition that jaskeir has been talking to small creatures the entire time he’s know geralt but the big dumb witcher just never noticed bc jaskier always called them by human names in conversation

“so talking… to mice.”

“hm? well it was quite dull geralt, i had to talk to someone. granted, they weren’t quite as interesting as chaz is, or even guinn for that matter, but captives can’t be choosers, or how the saying goes.”

“ you’ve talked to mice before??”

“see it’s things like this that makes me think you never listen to me, geralt, i’ve told you a dozen stories about my and guinns many adventures together!”

“… guinn is a mouse?”

“don’t be absurd geralt-“

“good for a second i thought-“

“guinn is the squirrel who lives in the beams of my oxenfurt rooms, he’s got quite the nest up there. i even helped collect some truly beautiful ribbons for decoration one year for a yule gift”

“you gave… a squirrel.. a yule gift”

“well of course i did, it wouldn’t do to neglect my friends geralt”