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Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

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@cubern

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I mean it’s a lot better than dying in childbirth and causing continuity issues with Leia’s line in rotj about remembering her mother

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If Harry Potter had his scar on his penis instead, he would probably get an erection every time Voldemort was nearby.

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My partner @thatsthenorthstar is here with me and has fallen asleep on my couch so I have to be extra quiet with my keyboard clacks while I’m editing star wars character pussy eating charts so I don’t disturb their rest

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Ahsoka, who has had the front seat in witnessing Anakin at his darkest moments as he becomes more and more violent and deranged throughout the clone wars, when she finds out that he is a Sith Lord:

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PHILLY REPORTBACK!  No cabs for nazis!

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folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

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They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

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REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

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“Pokémom”

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Marvel finally released an official timeline for their movies and of course it completely ignores the “8 years later” title card in Spiderman bc like Blizzard, none of the writers at Marvel are allowed to talk to each other

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the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

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They look for ANY reason to justify them killing us. “Oh he was too tall, I was scared.”