*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email
And his professor responded with this
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It's such a mervyn peake dead rat poem morning
One of the poems ever.
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Transfem to Transmasc solitary must exist as much as any trans solidarity must exist.
Protect my boys.
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way
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he's streaming; tip?
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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As a kid, when your parents are poor, you're poor. If they don't have money, that means none of you have money. But if someone's parents are rich, that doesn't necessarily mean the kid is. Sometimes rich peoples' kids aren't rich kids, they're just some rich freak's exotic pets that can talk but aren't allowed to.
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why do you think it's so common for writers to insert themselves into their stories?
I don't know.
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It makes me happy when they listen
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