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I’ve been brainrotting about Binghe with a soft tummy a whole lot

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dungeon meshi textposts pt20, episode 17 edition!! and here were the manga spoiler ones from the earlier textposts :)

pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | pt8 | pt9 | pt10 

pt11 | pt12 | pt13 | pt14 | pt15 | pt16 | pt17 | pt18 | pt19 | pt20

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sue me for this but xie lian is such an unreliable narrator. Not because his perspective is messy like wwx, or that his memory is a little bad, oh nooo. But because this guy lies to everyone so hard he lies in his own narrative. Book one he's like "yeah I know a whole bunch about fangxin randomly, I used to collect scraps in banyue haha" and book two he literally goes "oh yes lang qianqiu I stabbed your father in the fucking heart out of pure vengeance, actually I stabbed your entire family in the heart. Every last damn throat? Cut by me. You think you can fight me and win? Boy, I was one member away from bringing down your whole ass dynasty in a single night and that member is you, do you honestly think you're any match for me?"

...why. why so unhinged.

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video title: how I managed to lose those 25 extra pounds

skinny blonde who looks at the camera without blinking: in the end it wasn't about diet or even exercise. you see, I wasn't happy and when I realized that, I became happy, and all my problems solved themselves. so now you know 😉🌺😘

#I will track you down and murder you in your sleep #in unrelated news #rage portion on my pms has just started

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Joseph Farquharson - When Snow the Pasture Sheets (ca. 1915)

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One more try to draw something with colored pencils. I found out that elves in colored pencils look extra kitschy.

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when i was a kid we only had windows 95 and we had to sharpen the points of our mouse cursors with pocket knives to make them precise enough to click things reliably

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Hard at work at the yaoi factory

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computer, show me a healthy dessert

*first result*: oAtMeaL

#I TRIED #ew #like wet cardboard

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Back when i worked in hell ( a supermarket ) the shifts were so mind numbing I had to be resuscitated every 45 minutes via defibrillator, so I decided I was going to make the time go by faster by learning all the ferengi rules of acquisition. So i made this tiny tiny booklet to study when it got slow. It looked like this:

The problem with this foolproof plan arose when a coworker found it on the floor after my malnourished white man cheeks failed to keep it confined to my back pocket. And when they questioned what it was i just

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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

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Opalescent glass Art Deco sculptures by French artist, Lucille Sevin. 1920s—1930s.

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The only thing I remember is killing people. You say I'm someone who saves people. I won't kill you — but I don't believe you either. Do you think I'm a fool? You're not a fool. Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 20

#uuuuuuuuh

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interlibrary loan is a beautiful name for a baby girl