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Connie: Excuse me, Alex, you're about to make a grave mistake. You come to *me* if you want advice on girls. You go to Eugene if there's grammar you want help with.

Eugene: You ended that sentence with a preposition just to bait me.

Connie: What would I do that for?

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UR KIDDING ME

THIS IS EVERYTHING

BRO THEY DIDN'T JUST DO THAT

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My goal in life that I realized 2 minutes ago upon @grape-flavored-rukuuuuuu ‘s response to The Great War by Taylor Swift is to one day write and direct a movie that is so obviously a rip off of Novacom but with Jason and Connie as our main protagonists who are desperately in love with each other but can’t get their shit together.

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UR INSANE FOR THIS THEYRE SO BEAUTIFUL

and now to plug my new project website, aiopaintings.wordpress.com

Individual portraits under the cut.

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Hiiiiiii

I’m still not gonna have tumblr on my phone but what’s up homies. 

I am off for summer break now. We do be strugglin in the mental health department but I think it’s the quarter life crisis. 

I have no new news to share other than I wrote a 20 page paper about autism for my research methods class. If the prof gives me anything below an 85 I’m probably going to cry. 

#so THIS is what was going on in the group chat messages i never read

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Not the feet pic 🤢

Wooton: Listen, if there’s ever a night where you can’t sleep, I’ll come to your room and sing “Kumbaya”

Bernard: Wooton, I don’t know what to say. Yes I do… don’t ever do that.

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No this is what Tom sends back to him

I want a modern Homecoming AU where Richard posts a tearful YouTube apology and spams the link to Tom Riley

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I’ve gotta go with whit on this one because we simply do not know the depths of what spy business he’s even gotten himself into

That’s some top secret stuff right there

(Note: not which one is your favorite, but which one is the best at being a secret agent) (also let me know if I forgot anyone)

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They really are mocking us

Straight up screenshoting our posts and mocking us

It’s okay tho, i expect nothing less

This is the only good April fools joke I've seen all day

#and low key it’s really funny and aware of them

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Jason: *threatens malachi*

Malachi: YEET!

#why must you put these mental images in my head

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Wow

Only if you want me to be crying for the next century geez

we must kill whit

it is only by killing this man that we will become free

#don’t get me wrong i love it #but ouch man

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Wait this is iconic 😂😂

This is the only good April fools joke I've seen all day

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If they give us an actual write out for eugene but at the cost of buck and katrina…

That would be so tragic 😭

Ok I'm kinda sad guys. What if they really do get rid of the entire Meltsner family just because they have to get rid of Eugene?? I definitely hope not. I think that Katrina is an underutilized character and she at the very least could hang around, right?? They'd better not get rid of her.

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I’m just really curious to see how this all goes down

My thoughts/predictions based in the album preview

I'm thinking maybe the Meltsners will end up moving somewhere with a major medical/research center and that will be Will Ryan's exit 😭 this would also explain why on the album cover, even though they're clearly having a party, some of the characters look sad

Keep the Rydell's away from Emily. They totally traumatized her with ZERO consequences and now she's friends with them? It doesn't make any sense. Justice for Emily.

I'm wondering if the Penny story will have something to do with the Green Ring Conspiracy. Maybe Dr. Trask is calling her from prison?

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The connotations are just so bad for us

I AM GOING TO CRY WHY DID THEY NAME THE NEW ALBUM THE BEST IS YET TO COME 

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The aio writers did confirm they’ll address the eugene situation in show so no worries there (it’s in a podcast ep from like a year ago)

Can't wait!!!

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not saying that I painted Connie and Jason’s portraits with complimentary colors and compositions when you put them together but that’s exactly what I did

#don’t tease me like this 😠