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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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playing with my touys

#Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in dungeon

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me: i wanna fuck a girl

sapphic positivity blogs: …..haha……don’t u mean u want to…..braid her hair…..while u guys do green tea eucalyptus volcanic ash mud masks and watch a disney movie…….while wearing very thick flannel pajamas…..that’s what u meant right

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Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

#Literally yes happily and without a second thought #This isn't a job I don't have to get along and engage with people I don't want to #If a person fundamentally misunderstands the source material and advertises that fact to me #OR has interpreted it in a valid way that I just straight up don't like #Then it's block time for BOTH of our sakes

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Dungeon Meshi - Izutsumi Futon Ratings

#Chilchuck is such a dad I love him #Dungeon Meshi #Delicious in Dungeon

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thinking about harvey stardew valley and being a rural country doctor with a caseload like:

guy who won’t accept any diagnosis except “you have consumption and need to go to the seaside for your health”

woman who asks what gemstone he would prescribe for her UTI

guy who spends half the day trying to give himself a concussion and the other half trying to blow out his hearing on his guitar

two people who have struggled with alcoholism for years but reject all of his resources for it UNTIL someone gifts them alcohol biweekly for a year straight and suddenly their lives turn around

guy who will not stop mailing people bombs but in a friendly way and like this just isn’t on the PTSD screener??

guy who won’t stop asking him vague but increasingly bizarre questions about the safety of truffle oil

woman who EATS ROCKS

and also there’s a fucking wizard. what’s up with that. how often do you think the man goes “why did i get an MD why didn’t i just train to be a wizard i didn’t even know that was an option” while performing emergency surgery on this one farmer who won’t stop picking fights with ACTUAL MONSTERS

#I must like this game I knew who everyone was with no hesitation and went 'yup that sounds like so and so'

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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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every humaine simplé love to see a cat

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adhd? nah babe, I have ad4K 1080p Widescreen

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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

#Having summer vacation annually again

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One of the best writing advice I have gotten in all the months I have been writing is "if you can't go anywhere from a sentence, the problem isn't in you, it's in the last sentence." and I'm mad because it works so well and barely anyone talks about it. If you're stuck at a line, go back. Backspace those last two lines and write it from another angle or take it to some other route. You're stuck because you thought up to that exact sentence and nothing after that. Well, delete that sentence, make your brain think because the dead end is gone. It has worked wonders for me for so long it's unreal

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weekly comic week 20 !

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Something that I first applied to working with children, and have applied in a limited form to working with adults: you don't need to tell someone when they read your instructions wrong. Sometimes it's enough to point out what they did right and then whatever they didn't do? You ask them to do it in more precise words, and you make it sound like it's a new request. Remarkable how fast things get done this way.