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worth the wait.

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Panam struggling to pull out the only MaxDoc she has after being shot: “it’s out of date”

V with 125 MaxDocs in their back pocket:

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V’s chosen romance: so like, is he here right now 

Johnny Silverhand in the background as V is about to get plowed: 

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The writer of the Bly Manor finale has said how much of an inspiration Imagine Me & You was to them while writing the script, especially when it came to a scene like the flower shop scene, but then you really see it with your own eyes...

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Despite the assertions of certain scholars, there is little evidence of heteroeroticism in Archaic Greece. Meager references may perhaps be found in the Iliad. While the epic is famous for the relationship between Achilles and Patroclus and its role in turning the tide of the Trojan War, Helen and Paris, commonly interpreted by modern readers as friends, may provide a parallel to these famous lovers. Instrumental to Helen’s escape to Troy with Paris was Aphrodite, whose erotic connotations are well known from Sappho’s poetry. It could be argued, however shocking it may be to our modern sensibilities, that Paris and Helen’s love was of a similar nature. Nevertheless, other possible mentions of “straight” people (I use quotation marks as such an identity did not exist in Ancient Greece) remain debatable. There is no evidence that Hector and Andromache’s love was anything but platonic; the intimacy of their exchange in Book 6 should not be taken as heteroerotic, as declarations of strong affection between friends were common in ancient times. Neither is their marriage proof of institutionalised different-sex unions based on attraction. It is well known that most marriages were concluded for practical reasons, and romantic feelings rarely, if ever, entered the picture. As such, the question of whether “straight” people existed in Archaic Greece cannot be conclusively answered.

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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2021 predictions

january: footage of trump being removed from the white house

february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex

march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not

april: new meme called “boinkers”

may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday

june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten

july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper

august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~

september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol

october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again

november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs

december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts

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The girl who plays young Nell is so precious

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supernatural fans, i have never watched a single episode of the show, but god if they don’t bring Cas back i will riot WITH you i promise.

yall deserve this so much

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Azula tries flirting

(Yes, I’m finally watching Atla)

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Gay USA (1977) dir. Arthur J. Bressan Jr.

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IS THIS REALLY HOW HE WENT TO MEGA HELL?? HE WENT DOWN A TUBE???

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.