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#Listen to Pedro Pascal, gay sex can fix you

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STRANGE WAY OF LIFE 2023 | dir. Pedro Almodóvar

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James McAvoy

as Pontius Pilate in The Book of Clarence (2023)

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James McAvoy

as Pontius Pilate in The Book of Clarence (2023)

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Hamborghini...

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Ben Palacios & Ricky Martin "Maxine Bags a Prince" — Palm Royale (1.07)

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ROI  &  IAGO .

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tired blue boy walks my way, holding a girl’s hand.

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Love doesn’t just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.

—ursula k. le guin

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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they took this from us

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