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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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I am about to go to sleep but I am watching something that made me wonder-- when you read that a character "hisses" what do you think?

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If you all haven't heard about it yet: https://ratethelandlord.org/

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There's news about cease fire i pray this time work 😭

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

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This war has to stop. Israel is stopping aid from getting into Gaza and people are starving.

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I understand that you have more important stuff on you mind and I don't expect you to answer my question.i was just wondering why do you think kurds getting their independent state is a bad idea?

"Why do you think Kurds getting their independent state is a bad idea?" You're approaching me asking me why I supposedly hold an opinion I have never expressed.

Did you really think I would fall for that zionist rhetoric bait?

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pride unicorns

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That Soros fella is generous!! There are a couple of gofundmes I need him to fund...

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