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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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Durge x Gortash first night out.

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I love that Supergiant's answer to "how can we possibly follow up on the first game's rebellious failson protagonist" is to make the sequel's protagonist an earnestly dorky honour-student-with-impostor-syndrome type whose college major is murder.

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I should be allowed to grade users’ reading comprehension. It used to be my literal job. I should be allowed to give grades to replies to my posts where someone says “you only said X but Y is important” and my post says “X and Y are important” right there in the words. Usually in the first sentence. I should be allowed to give grades that they then have to show to their parents.

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new animal just dropped

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astarion is so cold during the winter months that he clings to his warm-blooded tav like a snake sunning on a warm rock.

and when tav is burning in the heat of the summer they go lay on him (or, alternatively, have him lay on top of them) because he’s like an oversized ice pack.

a quite beneficial arrangement.

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i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

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Gale, sheepishly returning a book to Wyll: Sorry, thought this was The ANNALS of Karsus. My mistake.

Gale: An excellent read, though.

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can't stop listening to this

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Finally some good fucking news

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Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

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apparently there is a thing called "wanting something" and when it happens to you you're allowed to just do the thing that you want. yep that's right. even when it wouldn't hurt anyone and would make you really happy. does anyone know anything about this

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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

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Looking at something?

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"Can I kiss you?"